His Bags are Packed Madam President

Day 645, 02:11 • Published in South Africa Sweden • by zamrg
WARNING:
This article may contain traces of lulz and Ajay Bruno


Madam President Ines Schumacher, Vice President Steven Bosch, Members of the eSouth African cabinet & Ajay Bruno

I'd like to begin by congratulating all of you (with the exception of the final congressman) for running a successful election campaign and for pulling together to ensure eSouth Africa remains in our hands for the re-birth of our great nation. I have no doubt you will all do your best in the interest of eSouth Africa to help her recover and grow into a richer, warmer and more prosperous nation.

I'll be honest with you all; I prepared this article last night with the intention of publishing it today in a new eSouth Africa, the reins of which I thought would be controlled by our golden 10 endorsed congressman. I failed to take into consideration that the lulz police would struggle to keep Ajay Bruno in his cage, or that he could gather enough monkeys to vote him into congress. We have however managed to secure 8 out of the 10 cabinet seats, 9 if you want to count Deniz Khazari, which is enough to retain control of our country and vote in all if not the majority of our proposals. We smashed, embarrassed and obliterated the CDA party in these elections and we proved to them that we're not some weak country who will blindly accept being walked over. I actually offer my sympathy to the rest of Ajay Bruno's associates who thought they'd get a return on their political investment here in eSouth Africa. Ajay Bruno brainwashed you guys and extorted you into giving up your support and gold, and for what, his 1 seat in cabinet?

I would like to offer up 2 gifts to the eSouth African government to aid the re-construction of our country.

I took the liberty of taking out the trash and packing Ajay Bruno's bags last night, however it seems we'll be dealing with him for at least another 30 days.



The final gift which I present to you is a new shiny, red 'extradite' button.



When clicked, Ajay Bruno along with his monkeys will be shipped out to some foreign island where they can play, PTO and lulz all day long. I am in the process of raising funds to ship these monkeys off, so if you would like to contribute to this fund, check out this 'raise funds for extraditing Ajay Bruno' link.

and finally...

I would like to thank the man of the hour, Ajay Bruno, for bringing teh lulz to eSouth Africa and for helping us avoid all PTO threats. If it wasn't for you, your international hate-club wouldn't have come to our aid and we probably would've been subject to other PTO threats.