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Hello my Tortured Children!

Day 3,005, 13:08 • Published in Lithuania Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Thanks to Cezaris II for allowing me in. Do any of you HAVE a MU for sale.

Thx very much.

And yet again thx Cezaris II

Also I have only been here for a few hours but already I see a need for you my tortured children to be instilled with a fear of the sea again. I sea its waning. You no longer huddle alongside the fireside and talk about he who rules the sea.

Dont worry i will be a just ruler. You will only receive a flogging every 2nd day and meat with your bread and water on sundays.

Comments

Cezaris II Day 3,005, 14:00

Welcome to Latvia, mate.

Sweet Drinker Day 3,005, 16:13

Ireland deploys its Weapon of Media Destruction in Lithuania.

Lithuania celebrates recent surge in media activity.

Belekask0nera Day 3,005, 23:20

Now, at least you will get Ireland bonuses 😃

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,006, 01:34

actually im from lost Kalashnikov retrieval. uhmm hand it over mam!

Martinho69 Day 3,006, 04:26

Well it is a good thing that you Balts invaded Ireland, at least some of us will be able know where the heck Latvia is. If you guys make any good beers I will unscrupulously collaborate with occupation forces, btw.

EmuSV Day 3,006, 04:48

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EmuSV Day 3,006, 04:49

Oh yes, we do have high quality beer 🙂

Inquisitor Darius Day 3,006, 05:32

Ireland? Why the eff did we invade British lands?

Sweet Drinker Day 3,006, 08:09

because the globes in your schools are labeled "Russia" so uv no idea where ur going

Inquisitor Darius Day 3,007, 05:14

You know what globes are? I thought all of you still thought the earth is flat. Back to work, peasant, my potatoes won't produce themselves!

Sweet Drinker Day 3,007, 06:35

do i deliver to you, or just ship directly to serbia?

Inquisitor Darius Day 3,008, 14:30

We aren't passing you around like a blunt, you aren't worthy enough. Deliver it to me and you will be rewarded with more free peasant work.

HeDas II Day 3,006, 14:13

lithuanians only make shitty lagers you pour down the toilet. can't compete with ireland, country of best alcochol there is on the planet. that's why you got invaded in the first place.

Don Croata Day 3,006, 05:31

R.I.P. Lietuva

HeDas II Day 3,006, 14:19

it's lotwa

Cezaris II Day 3,006, 22:52

*Latvia

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