Gnilraps Day Ten

Day 2,886, 14:15 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
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Day 2886 of the New World
October 15, 2015

Dear eUSA,

The first ten days of the October term have been eventful.

We have seen a flood of quality media from all corners of Government. You’ve read my paper of course. Perhaps you’ve seen the fine work being done by our Vice CP/D as George sTrolls. You’ve read our WHPRes. You’ve seen DoD orders posted. I hope you’ve also seen the fine media published by our NSC, propaganda dept… and I’m pleased to see some FeMU media appearing. That is a program that is #trending.

A Gnilraps White House ought to be known for its media.

I’d like to take a little bit of your time to keep you in tune with what’s been going on as well as what’s coming.

You already know what we did to FYROM. Well since then we’ve begun a little skirmish with eRep’s “special ed” nation, Spain. Don’t worry if you’ve seen a few “losses” on our side, everything is totally under control. Spain is inferior to eUSA in every conceivable way and there’s little more that needs to be said about that.

Our DoCA has introduced a spectacular new game called FeMU. Headed by Commissioner and VCP as George sTrolls, FeMU invites all Americans to fashion a fantasy Military Unit whose damage will be compared to other FeMUs, the winning FeMU being awarded a weekly prize. If you haven’t played yet, get on the stick.

The Defense Department has been working to freshen up our Arm America system. In case you weren’t aware, all eUS Citizens are eligible to receive free Q7 weapons for fighting in any battle consistent with our MPP stack. Once again, if you haven’t availed yourself of this program, you’re doing it wrong.

Meanwhile, a crack team of experts from your Government is working on a very special program that will be coming to you on October 22nd in the mid-late afternoon. A good ingame friend of mine named Clopoyaur, who regularly hosts the best Twitch Stream in all eRepublik, has agreed to host a special all-eUSA extravaganza on his ClopoyaurTV show. In addition to informational interviews and dialogue, you can expect a solid dose of wackiness and prizes. Add it to your calendar.

Our Technology Department continues its fine work on the eUS Web Portal. Seriously, check it out.

If you are in a top eUSA Military Unit, you will get a visit from our Stack The Wall bosses. They come bearing gold gifts… all you have to do is watch your MU shout feed and when they call for it, just Stack the Wall!

As always, the eUS Forum is the nerve center for all things eUS Government PLUS s**tposting from Tenshibo.

That's it for now.

Sincerely your CP/D
Gnilraps