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Emergency conference on the war with Hungary

Day 729, 12:59 • Published in Austria Austria

• by H. S. Dovewatch

Austria's leaders gather to decide what to do about the new war with Hungary.

Rangeley: Right. Now as president I call you all here to make a quick and effective decision as to what we can do about the Hungarian crisis. I ask Alfred to open the floor.
Alfred Ball: Hahaha! Losers! Haha! All I can suggest you do now is rise up in nationalistic revolution and start a mass movement against the invaders, but seeing as you're all in this terrible situation and I'm not obliged to stay - I guess this is goodbye! So long, suckers!
Travis James: Alfred! You said you'd piss off last time after screwing everything up, how can we expect you to go peacefully this time!? We've got to stand up for individual libe...
Stancel: Don't be stupid! Individual Liberty? Nationalism?! No, we must create a people's state in whic...
Rangeley: Guys, this isn't exactly on topic?
Alfred Ball: See the one sided political system you live under!? The Front is YOU! Rise up in Nationalism!
Travis James: No, Libertarianism!
Stancel: NO! Socialism!
Alfre😛 Nationalism!
Stancel: Socialism!
Lynari: Err, this is sounding quite a lot like National Socialism... o.O
bobbySAURON: WAHAY!
Rangeley: Who let him in here?
Travis James: It was Alfred!
Alfre😛 Whaaat? You all gang up on me! You, Stancel, Arthur...
Arthur Reynolds: Waht?
Rangeley: Finally, a sane person. What's your suggestion, Arthur?
Arthur: Wlel, We sertinlye ahve porbtlem ehre and I fink teh only way to get out of it is to BAN Alfred. VOTE ADN SUBSIRBE!
Rangeley: Oh god... I retract my previous comment...
Lynari: Look, guys, it's simple really. What we've got to do is band together and fight for Austria, open communications with other nations and concentrate in defensible areas. 😃
Rangeley: Hmm, so Knotsworth.. As his party's president, what are your thoughts on this?
Knotsworth: There aren't nowt wrong with owt that mitherin' puddins' don't barely get!
Alfre😛 I agree with him. Piss at home, Piss in the world!
Lynari: *Face Palm* What does that even mean?!
Alfre😛 Don't be gay.
Rangeley: Please... Shut up...
Hevinio: How dare you insult the all high master! Praise be to Alfred Ball!
Stancel: That's it, I'm creating a new congress bloc for all those who WANT to stay on topic!
Rex Ludi: Divided we fall, Join the special forces!
Rangeley: And so this conference rules that we're all screwed?
Alfred Ball: I guess that's the least gay way of doing it.
Hevinio: What he said, to the letter. Praise be to Alfred!
Stancel: The People fail to see any other way.
Arthur: EYS! VOTE AND SBUBSOFBdoibaafpahUVAufbfa!
Lynari: 🙁 Yup.
Travis: Libertarianism means we should leave citizens to make their own decisions. So yes, the government is screwed but it's wrong and false to make that accusation about everyone else.
Knotsworth: Ee By Gum, t' conference 'as ruled as such. Nah let's geht daawn t' pub.

Comments

Josef Ka Day 729, 13:13

haha, I didn't know getting destroyed by a superpower can be so much fun - thanks! 🙂

Travis James Day 729, 13:17

I was most certainly not at this conference... I was however adding 600 points to the defensive wall. 🙂 The orders from the government are to DEFEND BURGENLAND!

Alfred Ball Day 729, 13:26

May I add that this is not all directly not in order for what happened in IRC, they are all taken out of place. And also I would like to add that this is the 2nd thing I have seen RWR distracting with meaningless talk. RWR a party not for eAustria a party for partisan and distraction. They have proven this time and time again. I would like people to start speaking out against the Partisanship this party unofficially endorses.