Eastern Pigs and Asian Partners

Day 4,388, 19:54 Published in USA USA by chickensguys
Sweden
Last night the pigs to our east proposed an airstrike on the United States of America. This was not provoked by this administration but breaks a long-standing history of trust and cooperation that the US and Sweden had during Pacifica times. While the attack by zrtx’s administration on Sweden was largely for the kicks and the US made no attempt at staying there - and many Americans fought for Sweden, the Swedes picked an opportunistic time to attack us. This breaks the last remaining ties we had left after Pacifica. America stands ready to absolutely crush these upstarts and send them packing.



Japan
Japan and the United States will be starting a training war between our two countries in the following provinces; Kyushu and Hawaii. Japan will attack Hawaii, USA will win and regain the initiative. Then, USA will attack Kyushu and Japan will win and regain the initiative. This will continue forever. I hope you all have fun farming gold.

Thailand
Thailand and the United States will be starting a training war between our two countries in Croatia’s old TW provinces of Michigan and Wisconsin. These provinces will be on rotation. I hope you all have fun farming gold.



Bolivian Escort Mission
For those of your following the Bolivian expedition, you will notice we regained the initiative with Chile and have been blazing a path through Chile. For every province that we take, Croatia has been following us down the coast. Serbia has been causing all kinds of havoc in South America and this expedition’s goal is to escort Croatia down to border Serbia. From there Croatia will annihilate Serbia with overwhelming power and Serbia will be out of South America.



Epics
Yesterday and this morning we organized a D4 epic with Finland and Albania respectively. It is a very big success to do something like that and I want to thank everyone who participated. Sadly this bird forgot to take screenshots. Especially thanks to everyone on Telegram and The Norm for making it happen! And of course, everyone else I did not mention. You know who you are.

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Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States of America