Do Not Vote Kronos Q for EPIC PP

Day 1,029, 18:27 • Published in Canada Canada • by Mansbridge09

Kronos Q for PP? What is this eWorld coming to!?

The only things Kronos has ever done were very insignificant;

- Forum/IRC Admin
- Ranger Commander
- 3-time Congress Member
- 10-time 'Hard Worker'
- dMoFA, SoSAC
- Ambassador
- Congressional Reporter
- WikiProject thing
- 2-Time EPIC VP
- Company Owner

I mean, COME ON people! Do you really want this guy to lead EPIC to victory. At worst, he'll make us become the best party ever!

There's a lot of rumours going around lately. Like, Nosyt. Some people said he made 40 million CAD last year. After taxes, he'll be lucky if he clears 30 million, ladies and gentlemen. A man has to eat. We can change this by having a new PP that can lead EPIC in a new direction.

What is wrong with you people. Sure! It's easy for you to go out there for your 0.15CAD per hour jobs, but politicians have to do interviews! We have to write things we don't even want to write! Come on, if you vote for Kronos_Q, Nosyt will never be able to reach 50 million CAD!

Now, I know what you're thinking, it's kind of low of me to be bashing Kronos Q since I'm a astonishing Private in the CAF, and a whopping 1-Time Congress member, but you must understand, this NOOB has been talking a lot of bad things about me.

WARNING; The following words are packed with hate, and very offensive language. Reader-Discretion is advised.

(IRC Chat)

Mansbridge09>: Hey beautiful.
Kronos_Q>: Hey Gaybridge09.
Mansbridge09>: Oh, you! I love it when you joke around.
Kronos_Q>: You suck. I hate you, and I want you to burn in a fire.
Mansbridge09>: Oh, yea. Sometimes, you know, it gets really cold, and it feels like you want to jump in a huge ball of fire.
Kronos_Q>: You're not understanding me. I want you to DIE!
Mansbridge09>: I know, sometimes you feel like you can't live anymore, you just want to die. Do you need any help.
Kronos_Q>: Screw this. Bye Womanbridge09.
Nosyt>: ~hyuu~

Powerful stuff.

Do you really want this guy to be in charge of EPIC? I... I'm sorry, I just can't continue. After all he's been saying about me over the past 12 minutes, I can't handle myself.

Another rumour is that Kronos is a MONKEY! That's right... that animal that is kinda like a human. Check out the shocking footage of Kronos! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PeXjGfictg&NR=1

Here's a picture of him that can only be seen here;



Kronos will probably say something bad about me, so watch out for his lies!

UPDATE: Lies found here; http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/quod-erat-demonstrandum-227375/1

Anyways, enough of me rambling on! Elections are tomorrow, and I hope you guys make the right decision!

P.S. This article was just for fun! (Kronos Q is doing the same for me) Keep a lookout for his article. Remember everyone, vote tomorrow!

On another note, America's Got Talent is on tonight!

Ohh, did I forget to mention that Kronos Q was on that show?



Haha, just kidding Kronos! Congratulations on the inevitable landslide victory tomorrow!