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Disco In Nebraska IV: Into the Future

Day 2,223, 01:50 • Published in USA USA

• by Disco Musolini

Friends, Lovers, Countrymen~

Again we ask for your votes so that we might return Disco Musolini to the halls of Congress.

A quick overview of Disco's record this term tells us:

He received 0 votes and 0 nominations for Speaker of the House.
He was appointed 0 times as Deputy Speaker of the House.
He proposed 0 rogue law proposals.
He gave out 0 illegal citizenship passes.
He spent 0 dollars from the treasury on personal cocaine.
He received 0 censures.
He was in 2 of 2 Congressional Whip threads.

As you can see, Disco seems to be getting the hang of Congress, but there is arguably room for improvement. Why should he limit himself to 2 whip threads, why can't he double that number? Why can't he double all of these numbers?

We'd tell you why he can't, except we can't, because Disco Musolini doesn't believe in can't when it comes to Congress; he believes in cans. A vote for Disco is a vote for cans!