Dills going away Party
Day 2,855, 14:20
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by Rylde
Sometimes as a Dictator you have to identify when its time to help one of your subjects along into the next world. This can arise for any of a number of reasons like sickness, disease and serious injury.
When one becomes so depressing with all his thoughts, opinions and feelings its my job as your all powerful ruler to identify the problem before it spreads.
We hold a national celebration ending that persons life and remember how they were before being struck with a debilitating mental disease. Especially when that person thinks they can lead another group of his fellows citizens.
For to long I've watched my old friend sink deeper and deeper into a unrecoverable depression. He has grown detached and somewhere along the way he lost himself. It has become apparent that he should of been released to the happy hunting grounds many moons ago.
As your Dictator I'm proud to present Dills going away party!!!
See ya later Eeyore!!!
As your God-King I decree that September the 14th shall be known as Dead Dills Day a New National Canadian holiday.
It will be a one day holiday where we all throw off our chains of negativity for a day while drinking as much beer as humanly possible.
I believe that's a tune we can all dance to.
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Should this not be a weekly event?
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~hyuu~
I believe in Beer.
Beer is good.
Didn't see where Rylde offered any beer, not even any pretzels. He even burned the fried pickles.
Beer Power ! 🙂
All you had to do is ask. When my personal life allow I will finish what has been setup elsewhere (no sense wasting what is there). I shall then go to the US to be depressed. Get evolved in their politics and be depressed. Join a MU and be depressed. Push to give Canada (Rylde's version) shit at every opportunity and be depressed.
Just so everyone knows, I don't feel I'm being negative, but I am being indifferent. I've been told that my ego is to big and Canada is not impressed. I'm enjoying the show, continue, continue.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
lol
That is a good holiday!
lol, he'll outlive your lazy, worthless ass 🙂
Cancer's a bitch. So is karma.
Wow! I guess since I've not been following FA stuff I didn't catch this:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-president-it-was-a-good-day-2551182/1/20
LMAO
I may have to abandon fyrom plans and move to the US for reals. Athan, or Amerec as he is now known, was the UIP President that shoved me into politics kicking and screaming. Pheno and him used to coach me on IRC. They claimed that I'd be the next UIP PotUS after McFarland. Amerec would insist that I would be CP someday. 😃 I can't believe that he came back from being almost eDead. We got too much damned history.
😉