Day 1,699 | Something or Other

Day 1,699, 12:20 • Published in Canada Canada • by Corrigan Brown

Well ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. eUK has returned to the state of full occupation, this time shared between eFrance and eGermany. The campaign dragged on for some time before the results were up, and finally it is over. Congratulations eFrance and eGermany and I as an eCanadian wish you good luck with quelling the numerous resistance wars that are to follow. Who knew? eFrance has next to no territories in their home country and yet they were capable of taking over a full country, and the same goes for eGermany, who’s homeland at the moment resides in Denmark as they fight ePoland for their independence from the Poles. My goodness will you look at the irony yet again: at the beginning of the second world war Germany invoked a rapid blitzkrieg against the polish, quickly taking over the country, and now the roles are reversed, and it looks as if the Battle of Britain part II might just have happened with a successful ending. (Sorry to those who get offended.)

In other news, ePortugal has lost Centro, leaving it once again to fall at the hands of the eSpanish. The numerous battles that have occurred between the two nations is astounding with little or no gain along the way. When Spain has it’s resources concentrated on one territory, ePortugal seems to abandon that one and move towards an undefended territory. Does this campaign have no end? Or will the Portuguese have to deal with occupation for a long time yet until they manage to rally the support of another country? Hmmm? Maybe we could get in on this…

And Mexico? Oh wait sorry, Mexico doesn’t exist anymore, the US have completely taken over the country, leaving the Mexicans in a state of humiliation.

eSwitzerland is still occupied fully, resistance wars have proven ineffective thus far.

Just another day at the office.

Se you next time!