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eIrish citizens,

As most of you already know, I am running in the CP elections tomorrow. I've only now gotten the chance to reveal my cabinet to you all and luckily none of them need an introduction.

VP: Raven
Mo😨 ReleaseThe Krakken & Inept Punisher
MoF: Tomislavrexcroatorum
MoFA: An Sluagh
MoE: TaraC
MoI: TaraC & Winston Hope Smith
CC: Elite C

I have decided to have two Ministers of Defense this term as we have a lot of battles on the horizon. Both RTK and IP have proven themselves in their actions as MoD previously and so I know they will make a great team and coordinate well.

TRC will continue on in his role as MoF. He is someone I would have no problem putting my complete trust in and someone I know will do the best for our little state.

As for An Sluagh, he is well known for his MoFA skills and so was the obvious choice for this position.

MoE/MoC, TaraC basically owns the role at this point. However the PP of EA will be helping as her deputy this term and she will definitely keep us entertained.

MoI: TaraC & WHS, are people I know will thoroughly check the history of anyone who decides to apply for citizenship here. They will also be helped by a committee who will vote on whether or not citizenship will be granted to each applicant.

EliteC will remain as CC as he has really held congress together over the last two terms.

I am also lucky enough to have advisers in the form of Noggin The Nog, Moomoohead and Don Croata. Longstanding veterans and true Irish patriots.


As for why you should vote for me, I have a few reasons. Despite only having began in December I have served many important positions in government such as MoD, MoFA, MoNC and MoC. I have represented OE and ILP in congress on many occasions and I am extremely active in congress discussions. I have, on numerous occasions, stayed up until the early hours of the morning to help this country. When I was dictator I stayed up with the outstanding moomoohead to coordinate attacks and I have been involved in a huge amount of discussions with foreign cabinets. I am well known and well liked but I stand my ground.

I have no doubt the next term will be difficult due to the threats we are currently facing. However I also know that the eIrish are a seriously tough bunch to be against. I will be extremely honoured and grateful should you elect me as your CP tomorrow and, as always, I will do my best for our emerald isle.