CONGRATS HARRISON!
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by scrabman
See ... not all my titles are in lowercase!
Congrats to Harrison Richardson today who has won the Presidency of the eUSA! I've seen great potential in him from his early days in the USWP and I look very forward to what he will do with this office as I know he is a man with many ideas and a can-do attitude. I, on the other hand, am on my way to becoming a Professional Relaxer except when someone needs me to tank in a battle somewhere.
It should be noted that my friend Spike Nesmith (who did that podcast with me this week) has managed to score for his first newspaper article the first interview with President Harrison Richardson. Check it out!
In celebration of Harrison's success I'm going to leave you with the top 20 personal messages that I hope you get in the next 24 hours ... these are the ones that were my most frequent and if you don't get them I'll make sure that I send them myself. 😉
1. When are the next war games? (because you owe me an answer buddy)
2. OMG! Why is Ireland attacking Rhode Island? Let's kill them all!
3. Why don't we just take x country?
4. Can you loan/give me money?
5. My wellness is low can you help me with that or point me to a program?
6. How do I join the military ... do I get free guns and get paid?
7. HELP! My country attacked is being. Need help of you must. Thanks to you friend.
8. You suck and are full of fail.
9. Why can't we have real war?
10. Can you tell me all your secrets and who is in your government?
11. OMG ... did you know there is a hospital on the market for $1? Can I buy it? (wait ... I guess I took care of that one)
12. Can I has interview being with you for my newspaper that have 5 subscribers but be very good paper?
13. im a taxpaier and kneed anzers to why you waist my money ... kan you lower taxes ... they are 2 hi
14. I LOVE YOU MR. PRESIDENT SIR AND YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!
15. Can you please declare war on someone? I'm bored.
16. Hey ... how's it going? So you're the President?
17. USWP sucks!
18. Will you buy (whatever I'm selling)?
19. Can you read and comment on my article?
... and lastly ...
20. I don't understand that secret thing you just did ... can you explain it to me in great detail?
Good luck in your term of office Mr. President. May you make fewer mistakes than I did and reap all the rewards of success. Also, never get tired of people calling you "Sir" and "Mr. President"; help those who you can; and have fun with it. Now back to those Oval Office shredders!
😃
Your friend,
scrab
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cozlamaxxxx
HARRYMAX!!
Emerick is still great
Emerick is Great!
nice
Garvenismaxxx
I asked to interview you 😛, and I have more about 50 more than 5 subscribers lol but I'm sure you get some like that
When are the next war games?😛 Regularity is quite appalling to be honest.🙁
#14 doesn't seem so bad 🙂
Congratulations to Harrison!
I join this Congrats publication HR. Ignore these trolls who plague Scrabman's newspaper. They crave attention everywhere they go. Their Mommie's do not hug them often enough or something. It is interesting to see what types of letters scrabman was getting as POTUS. Ahhh, and people pay gold in the game for that job. A little like getting an enema with a telephone pole.
Be patient HR, with the lame of mind and stupid of tongue. Pray that their trollish fingers rot off with leprosy. It is a game. Remind them often for the reminder is necessary, like "daily".
From one President to the next, THANK YOU!
Without trolls, where would we be able to draw the line for conflict? zzzzz so boring without trolls to be around. xD
Congratz HR! Farewell scrab 🙁
#18... I think I was the only person to actually achieve that one. 😛
Harrison isn't great, but he's not bad
Also, I've sent at least one of all of those to scrab over the course of his presidency
Emerick stop being so great 😉
Right man won
scrabman, so you got fan mail and hate mail, but no troll mail!?
Damn, looks like some misunderstanding occurred at the PEACE Propaganda and Disinformation Headquarters 🙂
Can I take care of nr. 8? lol
You all think being as you call it "trolled" is bad, but ask e😜residents which feels better - to have one's articles over-commented, or completely ignored 🙂
Lol! I could imagine you get some weird PMs as you move up in this game and take positions of power. I voted Emerick but congrats to Harrison anyway. I hope he keeps this ship afloat.
lol scrab. enjoy your time off. 😃
Emerick is great?
I LOVE YOU MR. PRESIDENT SIR AND YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!
I, Cozza. King of the Cozlamic State of Tasmania.
Aproves The Cozlamaxxx of the first comment.
Cozza Akbar
Gratz Harrison. My political hesitation wasn't wasted.
And good job Scrab. I think you did well.
I don't understand that secret thing you just did ... can you explain it to me in great detail?
--Fox
lol
haha, I got a lot of those messages too
All hail the power of the female-ass-avatar! It truly does have the power to mesmerize men and make them follow you anywhere, Harrison.
Scrabman - enjoy those daiquiris by the beach with the babe in the hammock 😃. I lol'd about those comments (I don't think there are many who have PMd you during your presidency who can say they haven't been guilty of at least 1 of these...including me).
Harrison - Good luck to keeping eUSA strong and moving us in a positive direction
Emerik? Pm me the answer
USWP caught a break with the whole bug thing, hopefully HR will acctually do something unlike his predecessor.
I knew that was George Harrisson
Finally that last guy is outta office.
Congrats Boob Kitten! 😃
Can I haz article mr fromer presidant?
I like how scrab likes keeping secrets and thinks it's funny. Here's to another month of the same!
nah
scrabman, good luck to you. Enjoy your retirement - you've earned it. And good luck to Harrison Richardson.
Citizen B
Rest in Peace Robert McNamara!