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Hey, it’s this time of month again. Last time it all went good until some knob thought I shall recieve a forfeit point. I knew the writing was bad, but was it that bad? It probably was. Anyways, time has passed. Let’s play it a little smarter today.

A rant, this is what it is going to be.

If you have been living in E-Estonia, it is most likely you were called a fascist last week. We do have a new party, run by that dude. It’s some kind of utopian socialist thing. And so far it has not gone very well for the dude.

A slight history lesson. There used to be a political party in E-Estonia called My Super Sweet Sixteenth Birthday Party On Friday (I might have forgotten something). They were trolls. Good trolls. However, they grew up, started drinking and did the only reasonable thing, they quit. Party was left behind. So now, the dude shows up, wins the election (considering he was the only candidate this wasn’t very hard) and goes full-on-next-level-trollretard. He renames the party to Working Socialist’s Wet Dream (might got it wrong, but you’ll get the point) and starts writing.

So soon after this was born. The reaction from crowd was cracking. Inspired by his success he starts work on his next masterpiece. Needless to say, the crowd was even more impressed. I for example recieved an forfeit point. For racism which is funny because I don’t remember saying anything racist. I wasn’t only one. For instance we learned that telling someone to f*** themselves isn’t a brilliant idea. Unless you are in urgent need for an forfeit point. In that case it is as clever as it can get.

Dude seemed not to like comments on his first article, our Minister of Education was accused of hate crime. Not by authorities but by the dude. Our minister is probably still laughing his ass off. In fact, we all are. Still. On his second article something tells me he might have reported every comment written. Most of them are still up.

But how is the party doing? Well, it has two members. One is our very dear dude, other is someone who is very inactive. Like I quitted this game a long ago but still log in every once in a while inactive. There was a third member, but he got the f*** out the moment the first article was published. So human resources aren’t a thing for the dude.

But he’s turned rather quiet lately. Come on dude, you can do it. We want to know why our society sucks juicy ballz. We want new article. Give it to us. I’m a giant fan personally.

PS. I wasn’t high AF while writing this, I promise…





The International Cloud Paper, e-day 3017, 2016