Champinator's Last Ramblings

Day 1,851, 23:22 • Published in USA USA • by Champinator

Hey everyone, long time no see.

I have been at this thing called college ever since August. Needless to say, it consumes my life. It has the highest workload for engineers, right behind MIT. So yeah, it's kinda hard. Plus I'm on the varsity track team, so there's about 3 hours a day spent running and jumping and hurdling and lifting. Furthermore, I joined a fraternity. I'm really fucking busy.

Moving on to more relevant matters pertaining to eRepublik. This game still is shit. It told me to get a job; fuck that, I'm an entrepreneur. I have no idea what is going on. Quality is up to like Q7 or some bullshit and training facilities are upgradeable to something high. I don't know if my past friends are even alive here or IRL. Also, I realized I was amazing at writing articles. There's some hilarious shit. I may make an effort to return to this game next summer. But in reality, that won't actually happen probably. So yeah.

I think I finished playing on a good note though. I got like 3 battle heroes and a campaign hero. These were two things I honestly thought I was never going to achieve.

In conclusion, fuck this game, fuck Tenshibo, and fuck ajay bruno. Oh and Seisan is my gay lover after all these years. We kept out relationship a secret. Still a better love story than Twilight.

And now for some old fashioned vote whoring:







Notice how these are much more classy than my previous articles.