Candidancy of the sexy beast

Day 2,531, 03:05 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by xam xam

Hello dear eCyprios,

As you can see, out of the sudden two parties supported me for the next presidential term. Well, the thing is they didn't ask me if I have free time. However, I understand how much the community loves me and the sexual enlightment I want to bring to the island. My first idol and great inspiration for leadership is George Andreas Papandreou from the panhellenic sosialist movement and his famous quote "money exists". The thing is I want to get elected because I am poor and I really need the 5 gold from the medal,even though I just wanted to get elected only as a party president of UCP to put myself first on the congressmen list this month. That already happened thanks to The Riper but know I became greedy. I promise I will only steal from the treasury enough money to complete my q7 weapon company and no more and the rest will go to charity. After that I will impeach myself and leave for the carribean sea or Cuba perhaps. So think wisely about who you vote as a second.

PS: I would some caps but i am bored right now to use google search my pc sucks