Canadian War Games
Day 2,543, 18:35
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by TheSmoke
YELLOW
Now that we got that YELLOW over with, we can move onto more fun and exciting things! Canada is being AirStriked by Germany tomorrow, and we are expecting some big firefights! We here in the cold north have a solid record of shooting down those pesky planes from the skies, but we figured lets add a little more fun to this one!
Tomorrow, we are hoping to get this AirStrike out of the way, and in a clean fashion. Our great allies around the world have been huge for Canada, and it is hard to ask for more, but one solid push here and we are on a clean path forward!
In an effort to continue showing our gratitude for such good friends, I have decided to reward a few of you, if you can earn it
For every Battle Hero in each Division on Canada’s side, you will win 100 Q7 tanks. So hit hard, and hit early to secure your spot! This will go on for the first 5 rounds, or longer if you need more motivation
And to all you Div 4 guys, I’m gunning for you
Hit Hard, Hit Often
Cheers
TheSmoke – Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs
Now that we got that YELLOW over with, we can move onto more fun and exciting things! Canada is being AirStriked by Germany tomorrow, and we are expecting some big firefights! We here in the cold north have a solid record of shooting down those pesky planes from the skies, but we figured lets add a little more fun to this one!
Tomorrow, we are hoping to get this AirStrike out of the way, and in a clean fashion. Our great allies around the world have been huge for Canada, and it is hard to ask for more, but one solid push here and we are on a clean path forward!
In an effort to continue showing our gratitude for such good friends, I have decided to reward a few of you, if you can earn it
😉
For every Battle Hero in each Division on Canada’s side, you will win 100 Q7 tanks. So hit hard, and hit early to secure your spot! This will go on for the first 5 rounds, or longer if you need more motivation
😛Simply send me a PM that you have won your Divisions BH, and I will send the tanks over as soon as possible!
And to all you Div 4 guys, I’m gunning for you
😉
Hit Hard, Hit Often
Cheers
TheSmoke – Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs
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You're giving this stuff out to D4 BH winners?
All divs get them
Just wondering about the utility of giving them (specifically) tanks. Regardless, I'm happy Smoke is FA Minister. Too bad about his bosses though.
All Divs, and tanks help keep them fighting the next round after 🙂
Thanks man
V+S 🙂
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Smart contest. See you on the battlefield. o7
Sounds reasonable.
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Great motivation to fight now.
Guns are ready Captain. Just give me a target.
Ok
woot woot o7
No eb's left. Rest in rip.
Boobies ! OH wait......YELLOW !
( . Y . )
You'll have our full support from Peru!
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I want to make my Luftwaffle joke again, but I already used that twice.
We'll kick them in the wiener-schnitzel. We'll.. stomp their strudels.
Meh. Feck the Germans. o7
~hyuu~
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~hyuu~
new to this , any active military in canada ? need a team
A morale booster:
A British pilot gets shot down over Germany during WWII.
He's immediately captured and taken to a German WWII PoW camp where they send him to the hospital due to lacerations all over his body.
The lead General at the base comes over to his bedside along with his Doctor where they explain:
"Ve have grave news to tell you. Ve zink you hav gangreen in you left aaarm. We have to amputate. Vat would you like us to do once we amputate your arm."
The pilot thinks to himself for a bit and says:
"Well... I guess if you can drop it over my base in Britain that would bring me closer to home."
"Ja wohl, zis we can do! "
... the next week the same thing happens.
"Ve have grave to tell you. You haz gangreen in your right arm. Vat would you like to do vis zis arm?"
"Well... Same thing, I guess if you can drop it over my base in Britain that would bring me closer to home."
"Ja wohl, zis we can do! "
... now unfortunately the same thing happens to his right leg. Then his left.. .which at this point means he would be just a torso.
So right before they're about take his last leg they come in and say:
"Ve haz grave news to tell you sir. You lazt leg needs to be amputated. Vat would you like us to do vis zis leg."
The brit says the same thing:
"Can you drop it over my base in Britain."
The General yells: *NEIN. ZIS VE CAN DO - NO MORE! *
The brit, completely confused says:
"What? Why not."
The German leans in and says in a sly tone:
"We zink you are trying to escape... "
nice
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very cool
Good idea.
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HAIL ARGENTINA
HAIL CANADA
Unfortunately you would have to have that kind of artillery first to get the BH.... oh well, maybe one day 🙁
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Chocoholic007 κέρδισε ένα μετάλλιο Ήρωα μάχης. πριν 3 ώρες
Το επίτευγμα του Ήρωα Μάχης απονέμεται για την επίτευξη της μεγαλύτερης ζημιάς στην μάχη για την περιοχή British Columbia υπέρ Canada και εναντίον Germany.
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Nice!
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give me some q7 a thief took 6400 cad (almost all my founds) from my account