Canada's Premier WhoreHouse

Day 2,836, 22:28 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well I wasn't expecting that kind of showing from the whorehouse this past election. I guess it just goes to show that some citizens of the country appreciate the activity we've brought back to congress and the media.

We had way more votes than party members. Even with MDP support that would be an unprecedented 58 of 62 members support.

We are happy to be Canada's premier political party with 30% ownership of congress.

Our confidence grows as the nations confidence grows in us. We now have to prove our worth with another solid month in congress, which is fine with me as my congressional whip is ready for it.

I'd like to congratulate all our elected congressmen this term. I won't bother listing them as they know who they are and what is expected of them for the month of sept.

Those that don't meet expectations will find themselves asked not to run or be at the bottom of the list. Trust can be re-earned of course but not without a month away from congress.



Canada's political scene is still a bit of a dumpster fire but I'm hoping the Whorehouse can continue to carry the day igniting activity and a stronger political scene.

Chochi an independent congressman from last month asked a few weeks ago what parties stood for. I thought about it at the time and didn't have an answer, so I ignored the topic.

With me at the helm of the whorehouse and with the mechanics given to us I don't believe we have an ideology. What I do have is solid stances driven by my strong leadership.

-Congressmen will be active members of congress or they won't be congressmen for long under the Whorehouse banner.

-Accountability and competition among my own congressmen to be the best is key. That's why this party will have a monthly report card at the end of every congressional term.

-Obviously were very pro forum.

-We won't support a high tax rate unless its to replenish the defence fund of 500k cc.

-We support govt funded programs that supply and help newer players.

-We are very pro war as its the lifeblood of the community and all congressmen will be asked to vote in favour of it as long as it isn't a suicide mis.

-Congressmen are free and independent to vote as they wish as we are a democratic party. There will be times when a strong suggestion is given to vote the party line.

So if you agree with these stances perhaps you should consider joining the whorehouse and giving us your support as a member. Our party activity also flows to the party Military unit Cordis Die.

We are now the premier institutions in military and politics so why not come and join the fun.



Current Events

War With ireland

I was given a one week congressional ban for inciting and supporting a natural enemy law against Ireland for the tournament.

Now a simple question to the many players from all divisions pocketing the easy tournament gold daily for us having our own war available war, could you imagine this week without it?

The CP and her cabinet were definately out to lunch on this one as we almost missed this easy opportunity for all members of our country to line there pockets with gold. Luckily I was there to take one for the team.

Seriously it was so obvious after last CP DMV's failed attempt at a training war with Ireland. It was a completely one sided affair and we took the field easily. So in a winner take all tournament I guess those dots weren't there to connect.

Chochi left to rot

I know Chochi is an independent congressmen and is happy to be labelled one but to be placed at the bottom of the CPF congress ballot is a damn shame. He was deputy speaker and carried his duties well and was a very active member of congress outside of that. He actually probably boosted there parties activity shown by Cyber Ninja's articles by quite a bit.

Cyber Ninja show CPF's activity numbers from last month without Chochi compared to with him.

I hope they atleast attempted to recruit him to there fold before they gave him the shaft.

Coming Month

The whorehouse has already begun discussions on bills we'd like to bring forward for this month. You won't see us sitting on our hands this month and I think the country will be happy with some of our idea's.