BUTTS for a NEW BRITANNIA

Day 3,511, 08:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by GLaDos.

The shenanigans with the Irish behind us, it's now time to get working on some serious business regarding geographic expansion. Let's be honest with ourselves.....we are British. That means we meddle. And if we are not meddling with someone else we will be meddling with ourselves and that just leads to a rash.



In an eWorld that is as dormant as a dormouse at a "spice" party, the rabble rousers get rewarded. Those nations that are bold and forthright, prepared to invest in expansion and work together to grab-a-slab of land are the ones that win.



Sitting around and 2-clicking, filling out Government Google Docs and debating the price of food and import taxes is better suited to the infirm. The bold, brave and ballsy fun seekers don't define their eLives in this way. They live for growth or die trying. It's just more fun that way. It's what Plato intended when he lured us into this place and started charging for the gold.




"So, GlaDos. You are incredibly sexy and we absolutely buy into your exciting vision of a British Empire. But where do we start?" I here you say.


Well, let's start at the beginning. Right here. Right now.

By appointment of myself, I hereby form a new ThinkTank that will devise a cunning and visionary strategic plan for the regeneration of the British Empire. The ThinkTank will be called Britains United To Transform Society. And our ideas will be big.
Appointments to the ThinkTank will be select. Only the greatest British minds are required. Experts in strategy, financing, military, geopolitics and diplomacy will come together and define the New Britannia strategy.

Each volunteer will be paid expenses from this not-for-profit bastion of British freedom and democracy. A modest retainer of cash and Q5 weapons will be paid at the end of their appointment, with a bonus paid based upon their performance and contribution to the strategic plan. Details of the strategy will be shared with the Great British Public and our Government, whomever they may be at the time of completion.



Current appointments are being sought for the following Phase 1 positions, and applications can be made in the comments section below.

Executive Vice Chancellor, Geopolitics - knows stuff about the eWorld and the various international relationships that may be useful to forge the New Britannia strategy.
Executive Vice Chancellor, Military - knows stuff about organizing an extensive array of armies, both national and private, home and abroad, to create advantage for New Britannia.
Executive Vice Chancellor, Finance - knows how to build a war-fund.

If you are interested, mention which position below.

If you have other thoughts and ideas, mention them below.

If you are an incessant troll, begin.

There will be Cake. And weapons. And maybe a harem.

Pride, Power, Britannia.