BROFORCE RECRUITMENT - MORTAL KOMBAT

Day 2,339, 11:49 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


DEAREST AMERICANS,

TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

THE BROFORCE IS OPENING ITS DOORS TO ONE LUCKY MEMBER WHO PASSES OUR TEST.

BUT WHAT IS THIS TEST, YOU MAY ASK?
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

THIS SHALL BE A DEATHMATCH CHALLENGE FOR ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO PARTICIPATE.

WE WILL PLACE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN A BRACKET OF RANDOM SEEDING. OVER THE COURSE OF THE WEEK, THE PARTICIPANTS MUST WORK TO BEAT THEIR OPPONENT IN TOTAL OVERALL DAMAGE. THEY WILL THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND TO BEAT THEIR NEXT OPPONENT. THIS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL A WINNER HAS BEEN DECIDED.

THE WINNER WILL OBTAIN A SPOT IN OUR MU AND THE COVETED SPOT IN THE CENTER OF THE BROFORCE LOGO.

BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED.
BODIES WILL BE MOUNTED ON THE WALL AS TROPHIES.
SUPPLIES WILL NOT BE GIVEN.

THE BROFORCE IS A DISGUSTINGLY ELITIST MU WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO KEEP THOSE INSIDE FROM THE DIRTY PLEBS ON THE OUTSIDE, AND GIVE THE ELITE A PLACE TO MOCK THE PLEBS FROM ON HIGH. IT IS SIMPLY A MASSIVE CIRCLEJERK FOR THOSE WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

MEMBERS MUST BE PREPARED TO FETCH COFFEE FOR THE COMMANDERS, LAUGH AT PLEBS, AND BE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING IN OUR LOGO.

ENTER, IF YOU DARE.
APPLY TO JOIN IN THE COMMENTS BELOW

ARE YOU ELITE ENOUGH?

NO PLANS. NO RULES.
WE ARE THE BROFORCE.
EXPECT NOTHING.