Bombonato in North Dakota!

Day 1,738, 20:37 Published in USA USA by bombonato
Good Evening, America!

It's election time! Vote Bombonato in North Dakota!


We are going to bombonate congress this month!

to bombonate: to utterly destroy enemies, political or military, into a state of oblivion with grandiose amounts of carnage and precision. (according to our fellow retired RANGER Joey Jackson)




Ready for another (boring) presentation from some important (elitist) player, trying to impress you with a nice (hyped up) resume, smart (controversial) opinions, a solid (empty) plan to save the country (put us in another hole) while helping (paying) you to vote for him?

Ha! Sorry... none of that here! I know those articles are funny, so if you wanna read a couple more before reading this article go ahead.

Cool, you're still with me. I had a feeling you were looking for something better.

Here's what I have to offer.



A Winning Team:
The US has incredible people, resources, organization. The difference between success and failure is... Team Work. As a General in the US ARMY I learned how to put together, manage and develop a winning team. There's no reason we can't accomplish that in Congress. We all want the same things. Higher player activity, steady economy, powerful military. We have the talent. Focus and hard work will get us there.

The Economy:
Sure we have to play with the cards we're given. Game mechanics dictate a lot, but we must make the most of our resources. That means changing economic policy and adjusting taxes and other things for the benefit of the US citizens and military.

When erep migrated to V2 the US ARMY was the best prepared branch of the military. Instead of fearing the unknown, we welcomed the challenge with open arms. Did we predict the future? No, absolutely not. We wrote our future with a lot of organization and tweaking. Turns out V2 migration was ao successful I was called to assist the White House Team with their efforts... and later becoming a trusted advisor for over 3 consecutive terms!

The Military:
We have incredible firepower at our disposal. Differences in point of view are preventing the US from taking advantage of that. Leading the US ARMY for a year, both as a General and a Joint Chief of Staff, has given me a lot of experience in this department.

We can win more, fight better, assist allies and inflict much damage. Simply matching our foreign policy, military goals and alliance plans will greatly improve our situation. Economy will improve. Morale will improve.

The Congress:
Many Americans are unhappy with the current Congress situation. PTO threats are a concern once again. Transparency is an issue. Congressmen should be held accountable. The people should know more about what is going on.

We all want change for the better! Are you doing your part?




You want a better Congress, Economy, Military... a powerful USofA. You want to be part of a winning team, feel proud of our country. We all do, right? You have the power to make it happen.

Vote Bombonato (AMP) in North Dakota!

The Winning Team starts here. Let's do it!