Bank

Day 2,803, 06:00 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Hamza Azeem

Dear Citizens of Pakistan
I am pleased to announce that I am opening a Bank
I know that there are some people who don't trust me but I assure you that I am not going to steal your money and I will give it back when you ask for it.
This is how it will work
I will start taking deposits now
Maximum deposit amount is PKR 100 or 4 Gold bars
An interest rate of 1.00% per week will be given to all clients
Interest will be given every Monday
Gifts will be given to customers on events such as their birthday.
We currently have 50 slots available for customers
After banking with us for a week you will be entitled for loans
An interest rate of 1.5% per week will be charged on loans
There will be three categories of loans
A raw material factory loan of PKR 3000 which is to be returned by 60 days.
A factory loan of 10 Gold (PKR 2500) which is to be returned in 50 days.
A house loan of PKR 350 which is to be returned in 7 days
A no questions asked loan is also available to clients who have banked with us for more than a month
PKR 50 will be charged per week for delayed loan payments
You cannot make a full withdrawal without clearing all your loans first.
I hope you all will take this opportunity and don't forget to check out my speech which I will publish by 12:00AM Sunday 26 July 2015