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An Open Letter

Day 2,165, 23:06 • Published in USA USA

• by Disco Musolini

Liberty Advancement Party.

What do we think of when we read that?

That’s right, we think of LAPs. And what is the number one most enjoyed activity with laps?

That’s right, LAP dances.

Now then why does the supposed party president of LAP refuse to dance!?!?!

THE EVIDENCE

As you can see, not only does the LAP President not support dancing, he enjoys sad dancing. I dare you to think of three things worse than a sad LAP dance!

Because of this I can only foresee terrible things for the Liberty Advancement Party:

There will be no food programs, as they will conserve all their energy not dancing.
There will be no weapons programs, as they will lack the motivation to polish their guns.
There will be no newbs will be thrown out, as we know youths love to dance.

The Liberty Advancement Party shouldn’t want these things to happen. They should embrace the dance.

Now rumor has it the Irule777 says he will dance at Activity Day. I say he MUST do it. For the sake of the party which he and others are working so hard to build, IRULE777 MUST DANCE.

That is what I want to see from the Liberty Advancement Party; Irule777 dancing!