AN ode to Jude Conners who hasn't died just yet.

Day 2,558, 21:01 • Published in USA USA • by Josh Whitehead
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It is with great sadness to announce that thy holyness, Jude Conners has not quite passed away after a long battle of mediocrity. He was surrounded by loved ones and the guy who lives in the van by the river.

Born 2009 in the Socialist Freedom Party hospital, he was the bouncing baby boy of the late Lt. Col. Pope Jude and some chick, whom the eRepublik press should have noted as ok parents.

He was baptized at the St. Plato church of nipples, which later burned to the ground, attended Plato Street Elementary, which was later torn down, and middle school at Headless Potatoes in eCanada, now a Pfiffer’s low-income stripclub for the blind.

He enjoyed elaborate practical jokes, over-tipping in Party elections, trolling and Marx Brother's movies. He led a crusade to promote area midget wrestling, and in his youth was noted for his many daredevil writing that got us all reading, commenting and joining “HA” and “HE” laughing



He was preceded in death by brother, fartface, and many beloved pets, Josh whitehead, an English Midget parrot in Spring 2013,Artela, an Irish Mexican bigfoot in August 2014, Peter Max, a turtle, Summer 2014 1/2; along with numerous SFP members and bees, but they were only acquaintances..... great great acquaintances.

Jude was very well known and has served as the "podium" of eRepublik's favorite hippie

Jude leaves behind no children (that he knows of), but if he did their names would be son, "Pope Jude" and daughter, "Miss Jude”

Aw hell Jude, our favorite hippie.

Jude was a veteran of the gaming industry since 2009. He played eRepublik for like forever, which is nice. Jude Connors believed in helping his fellow man. As a hippie and a democratic-socialist, Connors believed in the non-violent advancement of government assistance to its citizens. In return, men and women can devote time and energy to national service. Jude is also pro-sovereignty and stands against imperialism. Connors believes in the advancement of educational programs and expanded mentor-ship by the government to newly born citizens. He also believes in job skill education advancement by government programs to any citizen seeking such education. Jude Connors believes in the advancement of all instead of just the privileged few.



He will be laid to rest at some Mexican restaurant in eUK,, One of Judes last words was “I'll Be Right Back, I think or something like that, Idk, where am I again?". He maintained, given the resources and initiative, he would rally the good citizens of the Commonwealth to a revolution that would force USWP out of the top five but later moved onto better things "I was distracted by many beautiful women right here in eUK, wait, where am I again?."

In lieu of money , friends are asked to please donate in Jude’s memory to the 'Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard' foundation. Which helps Silverbeard rum pro....wait, what?

Jude leaves behind a thought for all to ponder, given years of gathering wisdom from different nations and deep study of the eRepublik philosophers: "It costs nothing to be nice" and "Never make Pfiffer mad or else he’ll go whining."



YARRRRR!
-Silverbeard
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