Allied Intel Hacks Brit MI-6 Website

Day 1,292, 16:56 • Published in USA USA • by bombonato
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Dateline: Saturday June 4, 2011 (Day 1292)
Location: Field Dispatch; Behind Enemy Lines
Reporter: Major George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer


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Allen O'Generous was able to infiltrate MI-6 in disguise

LONDON (Rooters Life!) - TERRA spies hacked into a United Kingdom Intel (MI-6) website to replace instructions on how to build a Q5 tank with recipes for making cupcakes, our secret agents reported on Friday.
The cyber offensive took place last week when the American-English language magazine called Expire, aimed at Terra allies in the West, was launched by MI-6 in Britain.

Allied intelligence officers based at the Terra Communications Headquarters (TCHQ), the Allied eavesdropping service, attacked the 67-page magazine, leaving most of it garbled, our infiltrators said.
Instead of being able to read how to "Make a Tank with your Dad's Mastercard," readers were greeted with computer code which actually contained recipes from The Best Cupcakes in America, published by Irish chat show host Allen O'Generous.

The Washington Post reported that the Allied Intel action followed a dispute between the CIA and the newly formed Terra Cyber Command.
The cyber unit had wanted to block the British magazine, but the CIA countered that such an attack would expose sources and intelligence methods, won the debate and declined to allow an attack on Expire.
The paper reported that it may take up to two weeks for MI-6 to post a corrected version of the magazine after it had been sabotaged.

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