A Culinary Response

Day 919, 11:41 • Published in Canada Canada • by Muglack

With the release of a certain "recipe" article I have decided to counter with a recipe of my own.

How to make a Cracker.

Step 1) Take 4 cups bleached all purpose flour.

Step 2) Add two tablespoons of "No Dance" Powder.

Step 3) Add 1/4 cup of "No Rhythym" sauce.

Step 4) Add a large dash of guilt.

Step 5) Mix in 2 teaspoons of "No Jump" juice.

Step 6) Roll out dough onto a cookie sheet and place in a dark place so that the dough doesn't develop any color from sitting in the sun.

Step 7) Cut out dough into the shape of "The Man" and bake for 9 months.


And that my friends is how you make a cracker.