[YBDM 4 CP] #WhereDaRealDerp #IleneRSMattermind #SenrySexScandal

Day 3,357, 13:47 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany




We all know that Fingerguns has been the leader of the country for some time now. Doing stuff and such. You know. She did that thing over there with those people. But I think it is time to say goodbye to fingerguns. She served her purposes. But now its time to choosing the next leader of MURICA!



I have decided that it is time to make this country fabulous!

Wait a second, everybody here, I'm the ghetto Oprah
You know what that mean? You get a fur! You get a fur!
You get a jet! You get a jet! Big booty for you! Woo!



What are my policies?

Well on day one I will pull out of Pacifica and join Syndicate.

I will move the forum to the SFP forum. Making the government an effective one party state under the vanguard party, the SFP. If you want any power you will join the SFP and run for member of the Supreme Soviet. Once you are approved by the elitist revolutionary committee you can make suggestions to how I run the country, but if you get out of hand I will send you to education camp.

I will raise taxes to 25% on everything shutting down all private enterprise. All people will be mandated to work for government communes.

My government
Comrade of Peace: Senry
Comrade of Prosperity: Ilene Dover
Comrade of Education: Jimmy Cincinnati
Comrade of The People: Pfeiffer
Comrade of Diversity: Frenchy and CommieCo
Comrade of Dioist Rehabilitation: Gnilraps
Chairman of the Supreme Soviet: Franklin Stone
Members of the Supreme Soviet: Ilene Dover, Franklin Stone, Shilo13, Komeko, Wooky Jack, JFstpierre, Phil Harmony, Jimmy Cincinnati, Salty, Niemand

Now lets shit talk all of those other candidates!



Now I have nothing but love for Derphoof. His voice is sexy and he knows how to treat a girl. But he appeared on my live podcast recently and he didn't sound like he usually did. Where is the real Derphoof?
#WhereDaRealDerp



We all know Ilene Dover is the mattermind illumpimami confirmed exposed! But did you also know that Ilene Dover was a Runescape no lyfer?
Ilene Dover: "Runescape itself is a good game"
#IleneRSMattermind



Wow and last Senry.... sigh. Senry is an expatriot who goes whoring in other countries. Senry sent me a pm with proof of him soliciting prostitutes. I can not show that proof since it is against the rules, but let me tell you its compelling.
#SenrySexScandal