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Bonjour WTP,

Got my essays and school workings done, meaning that it’s now artikle time. We’ll be covering the FPS Update, BLITZEN, The Victory alongside unsavoury bits and a Congratulations. The end of my term approaches now. This will be my last usual PP update. Next one, coming out tomorrow, will be another one of those reflections.

Now, unto the article~

Bam. Took me the entire month. But thanks to the efforts of Noablule Elubaon and myself pulling some last minute shout work, we’ve got your fancy table together. Czech it out;



Every Saturday a FPS update will be posted. Sometime, we may even revive that Hall on the Forums. Old post updating, what fun !

Till then, read over the scores and weep….for me. I was literally 1 shout away from clinching week 1. So much for going out in a blaze of glory.

Also, every participant will be PMed with their inferior notable score. Want tips on how to get up there on the scoreboard? Get a lil brownie points for yourself?

Simply put, sign up for our forum acc here and shout stuff. Participate in the threads, talk ingame war or politics, talk rl on anything /but/ war or politics...etc. Or talk rl war or politics too, if you feel like it.

Foruming is a great release at the end of your day, doesn’t require insta-charisma and is always done in a safe environment. I encourage any and all of you to czech it out. Specifically, in any of these fine new threads that our Forum-Activity-Starter-Supreme Franklin Stone has started up;

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29503.0.html
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29425.0.html
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29423.0.html
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29414.0.html
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29208.0.html
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,29307.0.html


WTP Leadership has started up a new intiative to get people onto the forums. This is part of the TRIdent assault plan to create a healthy forum community. The plan? Simple.


Yea, you heard right. WTP Leadership decided that we’re gonna Blitz the Forums. As in;

blitz |blits|
_{noun
1 an intensive or sudden military attack.}

Now, we were gonna leave it at that. Just do a quick “military attack” on the forums and be done with it. But then, we realized something (upon further reading);

Blitz, German for "lightning", may refer to:

….Listen, I know the source is wiki, but….German??

Listen man, I love my Germans. N0s3, NAC, Ilphen, nononever….etc, the list goes on of influential Germans in WTP. But, this is eAmerica. We cannot be German, no matter how lovely they are!

So, in our infinite wisdom, we made sure to put en (for ENGLISH) at the end of our Blitz.

This is now, an ENGLISH BLITZ we are launching. Or rather, AN AMERICAN-ENGLISH BLITZ we are launching.

The word now being Blitzen, we realized that this isn’t about grammar. No. It must be about HOLIDAYS. JOY, PREZZIES AND LAUGHTER.

So, we will deliver unto you your joy, your prezzies and your laughter.


It’s simple;

1. Be part of WTP
2. Get onto the Blitzen Thread
3. Post the asked for picture that hasn’t been posted before
4. Bam. You got yourself a tank-u for the holidays

And while you’re on the forums, might as well work on that FPS score, amirite? As mentioned above, we got some G.R.E.A.T threads for you to check out. Needless to say, even more will be coming by the end of this article.


It is nothing but shameful that I must deliver such grandiose news in such a fatigued state. Neverless, it is not the soap box that makes the speaker. It is his words. His passion. His GUSTO. All of which, I am lacking at the moment.

Save the soapbox. I feel this to be as good a medium as any for the relayance of words, no? Well, much better in the past. My particular soap box needs some repairs.

Nevermind that. I come bringing news of victory, winnery and pure epic.


That’s right. We voted them out in our voting competition, avenging the losses of week 1. The forces of good prevailed, out voting the Feds by around 50 votes. The forces of just rejoiced, as our brave communist plans evolved themselves to the point of wonderful, victoriously planned explosion.

Explosive llamas aside (say wut?...or rather, word mah *****), WE PREVAILED.


Now, back to present tense. DoE announced a voting competition between all the T5s last week. After the SoE [redacted], we all cuddled and had at it. Until...I was informed that some parties got vote sites that never reset, and we now must do it all over again.

Eh. We didn’t go hard this week, anyways.

The DoE has informed me that they will be running everything properly once the new PPs come in. I look forward to working with them. Or, rather, I look forward to Tanishq looking forward to working with them.

I’m gonna miss these glorious victories.


Alright, lemme give you the lowdown.

See, it was the usual WTP PP race. My chosen successor er….completely new, brave visionary “Tanishq” was the only person legit nommed and accepted. So, no election was particularly needed.

But then. HOLD. THE. F**K. ON

Outta the blue, a short, treasure finding, astute, civilized man came up to me. Could it be…a Gnome?

After a long talk with our furry friend as to the running of the Universe (bad. Alpha Galaxy can’t even pay the rent anymore. Milky Way has been repo-ing their ass, blowin up their stars in super novas n shit) , I came to the conclusion that this furry, clay bound little fellow was quite interesting. Intelligent, even. Even, Leadership quality.

And so, the elections were to begin. But I would not have them as planned. So Sir-E-Can-Do. I decided to put Gnome into the race, alongside Santa, cause really, it’s Santa. I’m not getting coal again people. No risks can be taken. Even added him to the Forums.

I digress,

I made my love of the Gnome known early on. And bam.

I was mutinied.

I put out an official response to the pic going around, and have promptly ignored the thread (just like how we’re taught in Elitist Academy). I’ll probably reply sometime. Key word being, sometime.

Despite the full support of countless, endeared fans who believed in the liberty and justice Gnome wanted, the cards had been dealt.

WTP, I introduce to you, our wonderous, beautiful Chincilla Dictator for the month of December;





Tanishq won quite handily here. I have many thoughts to disembark unto Tanishq and the party, alongside a ringing endorsement of this quality candidate, but that must wait for a more serious article.

For now, I ask that WTP please vote Tanishq4PP !




I’m gonna miss these updates. The worst part about ending the terms, is that I always get good at something towards the end. This time, it was articles. Neverless, I look forward to serving with the Tanishq PPship in any form necessary.

A more somber article will be out detailing my thoughts on WTP at present and the upcoming term. But for now, we sleep for one last time.

Bonne nuit, mon chouchous