[WHPR] The Best Redcoat, is a Deadcoat

Day 1,495, 20:53 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Happy Holidays America!
I’m sure that you’re reading this, slightly intoxicated, with a half full glass of eggnog in your hand. I just want to tell you, that even though that girl you’re hitting on at Christmas dinner is only your cousin by marriage, it’s still not worth it. Don’t do it bro.

In the White House, the mood is a festive one. The Allied armies of EDEN and TERRA have just completed their wipe of England. This is the first time that the double-crossing Brits have been wiped, and it likely won’t be the last. This is what happens when you join ONE. You lose.

France, who has only been truly free for about a week, was instrumental in the campaign. As were our Bros Canada and Ireland.

The UK was wiped in time for Congressional elections! Due to not having any regions, the UK will not have a congress this month.
But don't worry, the UK is hard at work building a forum parliament. Unfortunately, however, it appears this noble effort is stalled as the parties bicker over how many people per party. Looks like their admission into ONE helped them out a lot.

We in America support the UK's effort to create a forum Parliament, and applaud their effort to make something that will have no power and is utterly pointless.

As usual, the nations of ONE can’t get out of their own way.


HAIL TERRA!
HAIL EDEN!


“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”



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Israel Stevens
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