[WHPR] North Korea, Cuba & Colorado
James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Report - Day 2711 - North Korea, Cuba & Colorado
Dateline: Thursday, April 23rd, 2015 (Day 2711)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: North Korea
: 2: Cuba
: 3: Colorado
: 1: North Korean Campaign
As announced by our glorious leader Dictator-President Trekker Tlumac, we have set a Natural Enemy on North Korea.
Our citizens can use this war as an opportunity to earn True Patriots as well as any RW's that will be raised as we will not currently be returning any regions.
: 2: Air Finland
Our ally and fellow Pacifica member Finland is conducting an airstrike on Cuba.
As Cuba has been hostile to us lately, and because Finland is our ally, we fully support them in this campaign.
: 3: Colorado - Moving Costs Program
The Department of the Interior has published an article for their moving costs program.
In order to protect against hostile MTO (military take over) actions against the eUS, we ask that all citizens move to COLORADO which is our capital. By completing this form, eUS Citizens will receive a Q5 Moving Ticket to cover this expense.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
Comments
*Sexy Lizard Dance*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Kentucky_New_Era_3_13_03.png
Cuba? Really?
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