[Wayne] ESO Guide To Love-Making...
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ESO, the party that previously broke into the top secret eUK vault and revealed the secret that top military players in the eUK were turning citizens into eggs to start a civil war. Crazy, right? You are probably thinking that is all the craziness you can get from this small party... but you are wrong! At ESO we pride ourselves in talking about absolutely nothing, yes, we talk about nothing. We do talk which is more than other parties though. Yesterday we discussed how to make love.
And as you can see, ESO are the finest love makers around... Okay, no we are not. That title has been taken by Dental Corps. We are probably in the top 5 love making groups though, so men lock up your daughters, ESO are about!
We are active too...
You can't deny this activity. There is so much activity you might think there is a PTO going on! But no, we are just excited about the drop-in by Sir Morton.
Enough, enough. You know you want to hear an ESO secret... well, the truth is we are all Wayne! No lies...
And you don't want to see what me and Krifect have been talking about on the Royal Navy chat feed...
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Remember when people actually used to do real articles?
A good PTO is always good
Wa... wat
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This is taking the 'mention Wayne, get a vote' a little too far...
u wot?
I thought we were keeping the Wayne part a secret?
Don't worry, they haven't seen all 43 comments related to it.
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Absolute filth.
lmao
Yeah, we were very dirty, weren't we 😉
😃
So hot.