*UPDATED w/ IMMEDIATE BREAKING NEWS* Official White House Press Release 4/17/09

Day 512, 15:48 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
~OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE~ (#4, Foreign Policy)


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***BREAKING NEWS😘**


Our Ally, Romania, Has just been ATTACKED in a REAL WAR by the UKRAINE. They are our ally and we must get to the battlefield and give them our strength and support to STOP UKRAINE from advancing into our ally's borders!!! You don't have to leave the US, you can fight from home!

FOLLOW THIS LINK: FIGHT FOR ROMANIA . Once there go to the BATTLEFIELD and help DEFEND ROMANIA.

REMEMBER, you DON"T HAVE TO LEAVE the US to fight in this REAL WAR! It is suggested that you move to NJ or Florida for the hospitals, however. Now get out there and FIGHT for DEMOCRACY!


sidenote: Because of this situation, War Games with Mexico in Baja have been canceled tonight.

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---Original Release---


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Items To Be Covered

1. Situation with Portugal
2. Mobile Voting Group
3. War Games Update

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SITUATION WITH PORTUGAL

The White House and Secretary of FOWTDAP* Danylo Halytsky, has conducted a nationwide survey to see where the eUS stands on the issue of ePortugal. The majority of eAmericans wish to come to a peaceful agreement with Portugal and avoid any military conflicts. The Government concurs with the public and steps have been taken to arrange a potential MPP with Portugal in the near future.

Portuguese President, Arthk, has publicly stated, "We have nothing against the US as long as they don't threaten us or any Portuguese ally. We are open for diplomatic and peaceful conversations, if that's in your interest, but it'll have to be the US to make the first step..." With those words in mind, President Scrabman has decided to move forward with a plan to come to a peaceful resolution with Portugal.

It has come to the attention of the White House that the public is interested in where Portugal stands with Mexico regarding the Northeast Territory. Portugal successfully defeated the eUS in the Northeast after the eUS conquered the region in our war with Mexico last month under Uncle Sam's Presidency. It is understood that Portugal has plans to give the Northeast Territory back to Mexico within the next few weeks. If Portugal does this, then their actions will help prove that they have no intentions in North America.


*Figuring Out What To Do About Portugal

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MOBILE VOTING GROUP

As many of you know, PEACE is very active with PTOs (Political Take Overs). For those of you who are unsure what a PTO is, it is when PEACE, or any nation/group, plants politicians in foreign countries in order to win elections and therefore take over that country's government. This has been a concern of the eUS for quite some time now and President Scrabman along with Publius, Director of the Foreign Diplomatic Protection Council (FDPC), have come up with a new Group that will help fight this form of political terrorism. The Movable Voting Group" has been established and the premise is quite simple: When the eUS comes across intel that PEACE has plotted a PTO in any foreign country, the eUS will use government finances to provide the citizens, who sign up for this group, with moving tickets both to and from the country being threatened by a PTO. It will be the citizen's duty to vote for the candidate that has the best interest in mind for the country being threatened. The FDPC will determine, through intel and diplomatic discussions with said country, which candidate the group will be voting for.

If you are a eUS citizen interested in helping preserve and protect our foreign friends and allies from PEACE and PTOs, please fill out the form provided here: Mobile Voting Group Sign-Up Form . You will be doing a great service to your country and a great service to worldwide Diplomacy.

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WAR GAMES UPDATE

Once again, the eUS and eMexico will be hosting War Games in the Baja Territory starting tonight, Wednesday April 15th, at 1600 (7:00pm, EST). Until further notice, these War Games will continue every Monday and Wednesday at 1600. If you are a bit confused as to how War Games work, I will now direct you to the previous WH Press Release from 4/13/09: WH Press Release, War Games .

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