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It's the most anticipated list in the whole of the eUK.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the custodians of the UK, the trailblazing mavericks, the dirty dozen, the UKPP Congress hopefuls.





I set out with a goal to stabalise the UKPP, to prevent unsavory characters taking advantage of the turmoil and choose a list of Congress Candidates we all can be proud of.

I have succeeded and I have exceeded all expectations.

22 Congress hopefuls clicked "Apply," with more than half taking the time to message me their intentions. That's 20% of the Party wishing to run for Congress. Phenomenal.

This is unmatched in the other Top 5 Parties and is just a small indicator that activity, desire and ambition in the UKPP far outstrips the competition.

We are in the strongest position we have been in months and it is now time to take advantage of that.

On wards to the list.








Mad Pauly, current UKPP Vice President, heads up the list and for good reason. Relatively new to Politics, he embodies what it takes to be a UKPP Congressman. Confidence, ambition and a desire to stand up for what is right. Truly an inspiration to all our aspiring members and the perfect role-model. His Mongress Musings are also a hidden gem of the eUK Media.







THE EMPRAH, a long-term friend of mine (SCANDAL!) that has consistently shown patience and good judgement. Although quiet to the point many may not know he's around he is extremely active and well versed in the news around the eUK. Much in the same vein as our beloved Emergy, THE EMPRAH always has the best interest of the common citizen at heart. His sound judgement will be an asset to Congress.






Pugg, another relatively new adventurer in politics, he gave an impassioned response to my initial run for Party President and was not afraid to question my intentions, or motives. Pugg also expressed a real desire to continue working in Congress for the betterment of the Party and the Country. His bravery to question a Dentist did not go unnoticed. We need more people like him, unafraid to question the establishment to ensure it is acting in our best interest.







Gego Gugula, seasoned in the fiery pit that is eUK Politics, having both stints in New Era and Team Rocket respectfully. A keen fighter for Democracy for everyone at all levels of the Political spectrum, Gego is not afraid to weather some flak to stand up for what is right. A crucial player in Congress, he will fight for you and pity the fool that will stand against him.






Mr Knee, a UKPP titan, his experience and wisdom is unmatched in the Party. Well versed in our history, he will without a doubt make sure we stay true to our ideals. With unquestionable integrity, Mr Knee is not afraid to chastise the Part if we have erred in our ways. I expect many a Congressman, even outside our Party, to look to him for guidance, he forms the backbone of our Congress push.







Ser Fartsalot, has achieved more in a short piece of time than most of us will ever do in our eliftime. No one would dare question his dedication, drive or activeness. Choosing to settle down in the UKPP and take on the role of Party Councillor, Ser Fartsalot carries an important responsibility. His role will be to ensure the will of our Party is being met by our esteemed Congressmen. From experience, I know he will not be gentle, better make sure to do what your Constituents want!






Tangbod, is another active member taking up the role of UKPP Secretary General. Without a doubt he cares for this party, highlighting and acting on threats with a dedication I am humbled to witness. I am confident he will continue this role in Congress, protecting our Congressmen from any threats that may come their way.






Crankhunter, occupies the last 'safe' seat in Congress. Aiming for his third term, his enthusiasm is yet to be dented. He has expressed a wish to take Congress and Politics more seriously than what has been happening of late, and I welcome this. His sensibility and loyalty will ensure Congress does not forget it has a duty to its people and will undoubtedly encourage them to action on important topics.




Jny123, is hoping to sneak into Congress this month to give some much valued experience to the UKPP Congress team. Having recently completed a stint in TUP (disgusting, I know) Jny123 has seen the error of his way and returns home. Should he make it into Congress, he wishes to up his activity and be a contact point for our young Congressmen.




FightAndProduce, would be an asset, if we are fortunate enough to gain a seat for him. Current Director of the NHS, FAP doesn't just care about the Party, he cares about each and everyone of us. Yes, that means you. His vast organisational skills and his unwavering dedication are traits we would all be lucky to have, and lucky for UKPP we do have them. I am sure he will give be an expert on topics that affect us Nationally and would encourage everyone to seek his guidance on such topics.




Rory Winterbourne II, tethers on the edge of Congress in a precarious position. Will he make it in? That's down to you UKPP! I've said this close to a dozen times, but I'll say it again. Rory will be a real asset if he makes it into Congress. Commanding one of the most successful MU's (settle down DC brothers, I said one not the)in the eUK. His Military knowledge will be invaluable should the eUK find itself at War. Party, do your best to get him elected!




CrispyDragon. Call it ambition, call it arrogance, call it narcissism, call it whatever you want. My aim for this Congress term is to score 12 Seats. This is the goal I have set us and I implore all of you to do your best to achieve it. It is entirely possible to do if we band together. Fight hard throughout the whole day. I know you won't let me down.






There you have it eUK. The A-team, Delta Force, the guys you call in when all hope is lost. The United Kingdom Progression Party Congress Candidates.

With the list selected we all now have a duty. A duty to the Party, a duty to the eUK. We must elect as many of or Congressmen as possible.

Do you want the Zombies of TUP? The one-man-band WRP? How about the sham trolls of the UKRP? Or that other party, what they called, PCP, or something?

Of course the question is rhetorical, because the answer is a resounding NO!

Only you can prevent this happening. Only you can ensure the eUK gets the Congress we've long been yearning for.

This is a battle cry, we march to war!

Come the 25th each and everyone of you will vote UKPP. Each and everyone of you will shout support throughout the day, or spam inboxes.

Each and everyone of you will be our success story.


VOTE UKPP 25th FEBRUARY 2015!






tl;dr?

1. Vote UKPP


-CrispyDragon
UKPP Party President