[UK] The war is over: PEACE DECLARED.

Day 1,302, 14:06 • Published in Ireland North Macedonia • by Foreign Office


Dear rowdy colonists. I am pleased to inform you that today, the Governments of Island and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland have come to an agreement which will result in an end to all hostilities. We have decided it is pointless to fight, because it is delaying the inevitable.

We have ticketed admins to allow for the re-creation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and within 48 working hours, you will be re-united in blissful subservience to HRH Queen Woldy I. The terms of this agreement are, quite simple. The nation of Ireland will cease to exist, and henceforth will be part of the British Empire. At long last, comrades, the Island of Ireland is whole.

The region of Mayo will be kept as a vassal state, for the enjoyment of the Bremen Club House, who will administer it in the name of the British Empire. The governor of Mayo will henceforth be referred to as the Almighty Monarch of Island, King Tomazim IV. The state appointed court jester will be helia 14. The rest of the Bremen Club House will make up the newly created institution of the House of Llords, who will administer the rulings of King Tomazim in the name of the British State.





Until further notice, Ireland is to cease and desist any attempts at resistance or rebellion. Failure to comply will result in the suspension of all political, civil and human rights until further notice, and no region will be released until such a time as the British State deems your sins repented and repaid in full.

In return for our generous terms, the Irish President has agreed to cede his position immediately, to allow for the encompassing of the title "President of Ireland" to be incorporated into the newly created office of President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, which will be occupied by the ruling President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (who is, consequently, the rightful President of the Island of Ireland as well).




Thank you for your patience in this troubling time, and I look forward to showing you just how much better life can be under the British banner.

On behalf of the newly created state of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland,

Current UK President - jamesw
Current Irish President - Irasian
Current UK Minister of Island - Tomazim