[UK] HUGE MANATEES and other such updates
Foreign Office
Greetings, Colonists.
Today, I, jamesw, have come with a message. As President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Island, I am addressing you as the temporary head of your legislative body, the dail-y durp. Why is that? Well, some devious little soul has stolen your congress! Can you see what he left in its place?. What a lovely line, don't you love lines?
I love lines.
On to serious matters, As the leader of your government, and legislative, I am here to ask you to cease and desist in your current offensive. This tear related war is quite frankly, hurting the British economy no end.
Maddog Jones is a normally productive citizen of the UK. He pays his taxes, gets his kids to school on time, and above all is able to go into work everyday. Unfortunately, since the Irish Colonists Weeping Movement (ICWM) began, Maddog has been glued to his laptop screen. What has he been doing? Our scientists refer to the process as Tear-eating, where one is soaking the tears of Island through the internet. For the past fourteen days, over ninety percent of our population has become uncurably addicted to Tear-eating, and as such, our collective weight has risen to almost American proportions.
Do you want obese rulers? I would think not! So, Colonists. Please, do not make me punish you for your insolence. As citizens of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Island, you are duty bound to stop turning our society into a never ending quest to sip on your tears. I demand that you stop feeding our addiction, with haste.
Regards,
~your kind leader
Comments
Kind regards
~your kind leader
*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
OH GOD. THESE TEARS, THEY'RE JUST SO DELICIOUS.
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These are going STRAIGHT to my thighs.
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All hail our kind King! xD
it's sooo warm...i need a drink...irish blood will do....or tears
Trololololol
I do love the salty taste of Irish despair...
BUT I'M NOT AN ADDICT! I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT!
I used to think you were a pretty swell guy, jamesw.
Not so now, getting between me and my Irish tear fix is a very ungentlemanly thing to do.
Addicts have rights too, you know. >:C
Irish tears = Ambrosia.
we need to create storehouse. we cannot deplete our supplies of tears too quickly. I need to support my addiction in a long-term fashion.
lol, you guys really needed this invasion : D
No Irish comment,
No-one cares...
Fail article
^ SHOTGUN THIS FIX.
My Name is Norman, and I'm a tearaholic
Is there a Tear-Helpline I can call?
Apparently injecting it and forming "Tear Groups" is concerning and strange, though it's doing wonders for my social life.
"No Irish comment,
No-one cares...
Fail article"
-Is this not an Irish comment? FAIL comment?
This is me after reading that sorry excuse for an article:
http://westsoundmodern.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/puking.jpg
Nom nom nom Irish tears
Hail The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland!!
oops..
That's not tears ur drinking
Wait...
> Ireland tried to get a peace treaty by giving up Shannon
> Jamesw 'NO, I DON'T WANNA ANYMORE'
> Jamesw 'Hey guy's stop fighting, we want peace'
Hmmm.... I don't see any flaw with this logic.
How can a country be run by a troll? I would be deeply ashamed if I was from eUK.
Ooh Riggy, that tasted good, give me another.
Nom nom nom
NOM NOM NOM THANK YOU RIGGY NOM NOM NOM