[心靈嗎啡TheOpiate]超短篇惡小說──Sick‧戒

Day 763, 15:56 • Published in China China • by PsyLai

======本篇內容全屬惡搞，如有雷同實屬巧合======
======All contents are fictional======


e中國，遼寧黑龍江抗戰時 期(Day742-763)，
eChina, during the period of Liaoning & Heilongjiang liberation wars(Day742-763)




一群愛國青年在香港組成高 登黨，為國家募款抗戰。
A group of young Hong Kong patriots established the HKG party to raise fund for their nation.




高登黨團長Roger對匈 奴及E朗(鳳凰集團)極為 憤恨，
當他得知鳳凰手下的特務頭 目X先生身在香港，
決定夥同團員，展開暗殺行 動。
Party chairman Roger feels outrageous towards eHungarian & eIran (Pheonix group) for their occupation of the motherland. When he learn that a pheonix agent Mr.X was operating in Hong Kong, he decided to arrange an assassination.




X先生機警精明，等閒之輩 難以接近，唯一缺點是好男 色；
黨員決定以美男計對付X先 生：
Mr.X was smart and vigilant. Ordinary people had no means to approach him. His only weakness is his homosexual preferences. So HKG members decide to bait him.....




由黨內台柱小六假扮香港基 民，先與X太太混熟，
繼而藉機色誘X先生，從 中製造暗殺機會。
HKG member SixFingers (aka Six) tried to pretend gay and get closed to Mrs.X, so that he could get close and seduce Mr.X and provide the chance for the assassination.



小六憑著19演技，成功吸 引X先生的注意，交換電話。
With his poor acting, Six had succeeded in attracting Mr.X and got his phone number.




X先生首次與小六在基吧單 獨約會後，
即亦步亦趨地跟著小六回家 ，
They managed to have a date in a gay bar, and Six successfully bait him home.



而黨員亦早已在屋內持槍待 命；
可惜到最後關頭，X先生沒 有入屋，
暗殺行動功虧一簣。
The prepared HKG members were ready to strike! Yet Mr.X lost interest in Six at the last moment due to his poor acting.




黨員認為小六缺乏後門經驗 ，有礙色誘行動，
小六不惜犧牲自己，
HKG members considered Six lack of backdoor experience to perform the seduction, and Six decided to sacrifice himself......



與黨中唯一有後門經驗的黨 員fk發生關係。
此舉不但使小六的後門變闊 ，
更意想不到的是，X先生突 然接獲任命，
須撤離香港，暗殺行動遂宣 告失敗。
He decided to have a real try out with the only HKG backdoor expert fk. After the dirty work with fk, Six managed to open up his backdoor. Unexpectedly, Mr.X received a DoD Order and got to leave Hong Kong. The whole assassination mission ended in an epic fail......

從此，小六改名大門，成為 真正的基民......
Eversince, SixFingers changed his name to Bigdoor, and become a real gay......

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