[Tenshibo]Better Predictions
GoneAndGone
As I write this, things are already in motion; the post-congressional battle for President is slower this month than usual, but this only exemplifies the importance it holds for many in the community. Artela has recently written a great hack job she’s calling her opinion. It includes very little content, and is all around a bore, which is unfortunate because Artela used to not be awful.
However, given she has written her predictions, I’d decided I should write mine too.
First things first, someone representing Artela and Co. will release their article about running for the Presidency. The phrases “change America needs” and “finally overthrowing Pfeiffer and the USWP” will be used no less than a billion times. They’ll say they’re the change America needs, which is ironic sense Jude has been around longer than me, and Artela is literally Pfeiffer with a vagina and British accent. Oh, and we’ll ignore this irony because despite Arrden and the Blacksheep hating Artela for years, she’s sucking them hard right now so they’re square. For bonus points with the Feds, they’ll probably be running Nick or Kevin Sheridan if they really want to push being the change America needs and appeal to Feds.
Second, they’ll lose all the primaries except SFP and BSP, and again, we’ll act like this doesn’t mean they lost.
Third, everyone from SFP and BSP will write articles about how evil the “elites are,” again, ignoring the fact that Artela is top-tier evil elite if anyone else is, or at least was until she ran away from the eUS like a little child a few months ago. Oh yeah, and despite Artela being the perfect person to show proof for all their little petty allegations, nothing substantial will be presented.
Fourth, SFP and BSP will lose a some-what close race (closer than most people will expect) but in the end, Wild Owl will be CP - consider this my prediction that he’s running - which is good because to everyone who isn’t currently sucking tin-foil head, WO is pretty decent.
Finally is where things get interesting; over the past few months, Artela and Jude have demonstrated all they can do is run. When Artela got in her spat with Pfeiffer, her and Jude ran from the game, then they couldn’t commit to that, so they ran to the eUK. After that, they crawled back tail between legs, and joined the Feds, which they subsequently ran from when they lost the PP election last week. So, I wise thing to predict is they’ll run like cowards again. But, I predict something else. They will either continue to slip into mediocrity, much like they’ve been doing for years, or as a way to finally STICK IT TO THE ELITES, SFP with support for the Black Sheep will start a civil war to kick out Wild Owl and Co. Whether or not this will happen, only time will tell, but, Artela has stated herself her home here is gone. It’s only logical to presume she no longer cares for America, and is only out for vengeance, and this would be the ultimate vengeance.
As these are predictions, they’re subject to a certain level of error. I can’t say they’ll all come true, but this basic path has been set for weeks now, and assuming no one (Artela and Jude) just quits (again), will likely dominate the metagame for weeks to come.
I plan on writing a few follow ups to this, so expect less Britts, and more class hits in your media for days to come.
Thank you,
-Tenshibo
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This was basically brilliant.
Oh, BONUS COMMENT PREDICTION:
HATE US CAUSE THEY AINT US, will be posted a few times in these comments.
ptt
I'd let you track me anywhere bae 😉
Other comments to come:
"MAX TAXES!"
"FILTHY PFEIFFERISTS!"
[something incomprehensible and vaguely offensive written by Franklin Stone]
and, my current favorite, for personal reasons
"Who's that Aramec guy?"
I often "read" articles in erep and wonder aloud...who is this Aramec guy who keeps posting?
I hear dead people...
swag, thumb, etc.
yolo, blaze it, etc
You forgot the 420, which is hard to do, because it's every day.
twice a day on my clock and i didn't forget shit. it was implied.
You dont even know what you've done to me with that reply. I cant even xdxdxd
^__^
420 4life birthday sister
HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US!
THINGS THEY HATE:
1) US
REASONS WHY:
1)AINT US
Hate Us Cause They Ain't Us!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2501026/1/20
I predict the coming months will be full of surprises. 😉
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? FROST? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
WHY ARE WE ALL STILL PLAYING THIS GAME?!?
BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LIFE MAN!!! HASN'T THIS BEEN ESTABLISHED?
Josh is just frozen in time, hence the Frost part yo.
"Josh is just frozen in time, hence the Frost part yo."
...oh... my god...
...I'm still here q_q
ELITIST PROPAGANDA !!! BAAA !!!
BAA BAA BLACKSHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SWAG!!!???
Hate Us Cause They Ain't Us!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2501026/1/20
Thieves gonna thieve.
Look! THEY EVEN STOLE MY COMMENT!
you would know you stole allot with INCI
A thief and a liar! B***s*** Party: The gift that keeps on giving.
Did they steal your grammar too, or are you just stroked out like Arrden?
only liar and thief is you kemal you are a threat from within you want nothing more but to see this country go burn. tenshibo you are nothing more than a troll who needs to get a life and get laid. also grow up...
I got a life yo. Thug life. LIVIN' IT! #truuuuuuuuuu
But for real, how about you just calm it down Henry William Frenchfries.
I served this country since before you were e-born thieving sheep. Now calm your tits and eat your grass quietly.
You have been weaseling your way through this country since before I was E-born. Now go back to where you came from terrorist.
A thief, a liar and a racist. Are you sure that you want to add more titles to your list of infamy?
You know what I do to haters SMILE 🙂
You know what I do with unruly sheep: shish kebab
I do the same thing with lil shrimp like you 🙂
The true racist is the one who throws that card first, Kemal. While you call citizen thieves you and your cronies are hiding 10 to 20 million CC of Tax Revenue from Americans....
Swag
ANUS!! ❤ good read
⦑Fri@12:0😇7⟦A⟧⦒ ⌊+Tenshibo⌉ eShades, i appologize as there's no way i can put this nicely
⦑Fri@12:00:44⟦A⟧⦒ ⌊+Tenshibo⌉ but i dont actually pay attention to your party.
Cleeeeearly.
tl;dr: Tenshibo doesn't really have any clue as to how BSP operates, but he wanted to troll us. 3/10 for effort (-7, no research; WO beat Jude in our primary last month).
Seems forged, everyone knows i only use the IRC nick Swagshibo. Please try harder next time if you're going to fake evidence.
http://i.imgur.com/8d109ar.png
This was just the other day in #MensaHQ but I guess this must be a fake too.
Photoshop brah.
Paint at best.
Endorsed and voted because it made me laugh. Subbed because I don't want to miss the rest of the stuff you get wrong.
To catch you up on other things i've gotten wrong, I said on the 6th i'd be president 7 more times than actually happened 😛