[Tenshibo]Better Predictions

Day 2,655, 20:36 Published in USA USA by GoneAndGone


As I write this, things are already in motion; the post-congressional battle for President is slower this month than usual, but this only exemplifies the importance it holds for many in the community. Artela has recently written a great hack job she’s calling her opinion. It includes very little content, and is all around a bore, which is unfortunate because Artela used to not be awful.

However, given she has written her predictions, I’d decided I should write mine too.

First things first, someone representing Artela and Co. will release their article about running for the Presidency. The phrases “change America needs” and “finally overthrowing Pfeiffer and the USWP” will be used no less than a billion times. They’ll say they’re the change America needs, which is ironic sense Jude has been around longer than me, and Artela is literally Pfeiffer with a vagina and British accent. Oh, and we’ll ignore this irony because despite Arrden and the Blacksheep hating Artela for years, she’s sucking them hard right now so they’re square. For bonus points with the Feds, they’ll probably be running Nick or Kevin Sheridan if they really want to push being the change America needs and appeal to Feds.

Second, they’ll lose all the primaries except SFP and BSP, and again, we’ll act like this doesn’t mean they lost.

Third, everyone from SFP and BSP will write articles about how evil the “elites are,” again, ignoring the fact that Artela is top-tier evil elite if anyone else is, or at least was until she ran away from the eUS like a little child a few months ago. Oh yeah, and despite Artela being the perfect person to show proof for all their little petty allegations, nothing substantial will be presented.

Fourth, SFP and BSP will lose a some-what close race (closer than most people will expect) but in the end, Wild Owl will be CP - consider this my prediction that he’s running - which is good because to everyone who isn’t currently sucking tin-foil head, WO is pretty decent.

Finally is where things get interesting; over the past few months, Artela and Jude have demonstrated all they can do is run. When Artela got in her spat with Pfeiffer, her and Jude ran from the game, then they couldn’t commit to that, so they ran to the eUK. After that, they crawled back tail between legs, and joined the Feds, which they subsequently ran from when they lost the PP election last week. So, I wise thing to predict is they’ll run like cowards again. But, I predict something else. They will either continue to slip into mediocrity, much like they’ve been doing for years, or as a way to finally STICK IT TO THE ELITES, SFP with support for the Black Sheep will start a civil war to kick out Wild Owl and Co. Whether or not this will happen, only time will tell, but, Artela has stated herself her home here is gone. It’s only logical to presume she no longer cares for America, and is only out for vengeance, and this would be the ultimate vengeance.

As these are predictions, they’re subject to a certain level of error. I can’t say they’ll all come true, but this basic path has been set for weeks now, and assuming no one (Artela and Jude) just quits (again), will likely dominate the metagame for weeks to come.

I plan on writing a few follow ups to this, so expect less Britts, and more class hits in your media for days to come.

Thank you,

-Tenshibo