[TB 4 CP] Versatility of an Avatar

Day 2,288, 00:15 Published in USA USA by Tyler Bubblar
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*Disclaimer: This is a lulz article*





I would like to take a moment to talk to you about an under-rated aspect when it comes to picking a CP. Avatar versatility. Bear with me now. I am prepared and ready to bust out a Will Ferrell character for almost every occasion. I can pretty much go A to Z.


Anchorman brawl? Got it.




Basketball Star? Check.




Christmas elf with a sweet tooth? Uh huh.




Detective? Looky there!




Frat boy? Frank da Tank!




Game show host? Suck it Trebek!



Hairy American winning machine? Got it covered.




IRS agent auditing a bakery? Take a look.




Miner? This is just amazing.




Pervert who crashes funerals to pick up chicks? Yes indeed!




Scientist traveling to a new dimension? Oh yeah!




Talk show guest? Indeed.




Zombie apocalypse? Checkmate!





As you can see Will Ferrell has it covered. I left out one very important role. President of the United States of America!



Normally I would never consider releasing an article like this. Erep election cycles are so short there's usually not enough time for a nearly 100% lulz article. Jumping ahead of Congressionals has freed up that constraint just a bit. This was a fun article to put together, I very much hope you enjoyed reading it. In a few days I'll be announcing my VP pick. I will include in that article some of my platform. Until then I thank you for reading.