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This morning, I read an account published by Fruitcommando about an assasination attempt on his life and a setup. Sadly, the account that he gave was not entirely true. Only yesterday had I read Incident Report #55378008 from the Singapore City War Hospital filed by Scottty, the Minister of Security. But, before I get into the incident, I need to give you some background information first.


Kellie Castle, Malaysia. Also Fruitcommando's residence

On the day of conquering Peninsular Malaysia, the White Lion Order Special Forces raided Fruitcommando's castle. According to the report, once inside, the WLO discovered a scene of confusion. Myntax Urne of Malaysia approached Erius, the Singapore Liason for the WLO about the situation inside the castle, and asked to speak with me about Malaysia's current situation and future. Erius agreed and had two military officers escort him to my tent on the front lines.

Erius continued the search of the castle, only to find Fruitcommando laying in his own feces barely conscious on the floor, reeking of booze, and uttering the words "Dio, Dio, Dio." The Medical Corps transferred him to a caged room at the War Hospital for treatment. Upon being released, he was taken to Singapore Psychiatric Facility #15 (hereby referred to as SPF15) for testing and evaluation.


SPF15

In the meantime, Myntax met with me. He explained to me how Fruitcommando declared war against PACMAN orders, how he was given some GHB to slip into Fruitcommando's drink at the time of the war by Hekter and Ernir, and how he wished to negotiate peace for the sake of Malaysia. I took down all his statements and placed them in a file. Immediately after, Myntax and I had left for SPF15 to receive an update on Fruitcommando's status.

Prior to us arriving at SPF15, the Singapore Psychiatric Psychics had already administered some Flunitrazepam to Fruitcommando to help impair his mental defenses and to see if they could get any information out of him. They had observed some interesting behaviors from Fruitcommando. In his cell next to that of the Screaming Russian we have been trying to sedate since the Atracurium Administration, he had fallen off his bed while attempting to fly it to Malaysia. After that did not work, he sat on his blanket and then tried flying that to his "flying castle."


Fruitcommando's Cell

The Psychiatrists took it as his pent up desire to be outside in fresh air, so they released him into the walled exercise yard. It was shortly before then that Myntax and I had arrived there at SPF15. I was meeting with the doctors and Scottty in the Head Psychiatrist's office while Myntax joined Logan Dunleavy, the current Government Oversight Official on the Second Floor Observation Deck in the exercise yard.

It was about then that one of the other patients had told Fruitcommando that Sarawak was under attack. At that point, Fruitcommando ran around the yard, then started brawling. At that point, he began to speak to what seemed like an invisible person. He grabbed one of the jump ropes in the yard, threw it up the wall at Myntax, then started climbing. At that point, the guards opened fire with their tranquilizer guns. Of course, being battle-lacking Singaporeans, their aims were horrible and they hit Logan instead. Startled by Fruit's progress and Logan's sudden loss of consciousness, Myntax backed up to the door. When he saw Fruitcommando come over the wall, Myntax aimlessly ran. Fruitcommando stole Logan's embroiderd scrubs and the pens in the chest pocket and pursued Myntax.


SPF15's Medical Ward

In the panic, Myntax did not know where he was going. His flight ended up taking him through the SPF15 medical ward, where injured patients were being treated and I was on my tour of the facility. When Myntax entered, I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me Fruitcommando was loose and running around the facility. As soon as Myntax finished his sentence, Fruitcommando entered and started throwing the pens. One had hit me in the shoulder before Scottty pushed me down the laundry chute. I had a soft landing and quickly exited through the back door and jumped in some bushes in the far corner of the property. Myntax came down afterwards and kept running into the forested corner of the complex. Fruit soon followed, and stopped once he saw Myntax was too far ahead to catch. At that point, Fruitcommando made his escape on a boat and has not been seen since.

The doctors had told me that Fruitcommando suffered from a severe case of narcissism and delusions of grandeur. The Flunitrazepam they had given him only amplified the symptoms to a point where he was stuck in a world of battle where he was the sole hero for whatever twisted logic he had going on in his head. I had found out afterward that Fruit had stolen a page from the file where my notes were written of Myntax's account. It is clear that his condition and twisted logic interpreted the notes as meaning something completely different than what was on there.

Malaysia, Fruitcommando does not do what is right for you. He does what he feels is right and glorious for him. As President of eSingapore and Commander-in-Chief of the Singapore allied forces, I promise I will do my best to prevent this madman from hurting you again.



TL😉R: Fruitcommando is delusional and full of crap. Do not listen to him.