[個人啟示Personal Announcement]參選內蒙古國會議席Running for the congress in Inner Mongolia

Day 765, 15:14 • Published in China China • by PsyLai


給各位縱馬草原，成吉思汗的子民：
To all decesents of Genghis Khan,


本人 PsyLai在此正式宣佈，參選內蒙區的國會議席
I, PsyLai, hereby declared that I'm running for the congress in Inner Mongolia

大家或者會問：為甚麼我要投票給你這個漢族人？
You may want to ask, "Why should I vote for you, a Han people?"



你會搭蒙古包嗎？
Do you know how to setup a Mogolian hut?

對不起，我不會
Sorry, I don't



你會騎馬放牧嗎？
Do you know how to graze your livestocks on the horseback?

對不起，我不會
Sorry, I don't



你懂得取馬奶打蘇油嗎？
Do you know how to get horse mike and make horse milk yogart?

對不起，我不會
Sorry, I don't



你會打摔交嗎？
Do you know Mogolian wristling?

對不起，我不會
Sorry, I don't

哪......為甚麼還要我投票給你？
So......why should I still vote for you?

因為......
Beacuse......



我愛《吉祥三寶》!
I love the song "Ji Xiang San Bao"!

其實......更因為......
In fact......it's more because......




我愛小肥羊!
I love Little Sheep!

哪......投票給你我有甚麼好處嗎？
So......will you give me any benefits if I vote for you?



你會給我麵包/槍嗎？
Will you give me bread/weapon?



對不起，如果我這樣做就是賄選了，我會有麻煩的.....
Sorry, if I do that it's a bribe and I'll get into trouble......

不過......
But.....



如果你投票給我的話，我會給您送上祝福的哈達!
If you vote for me, I'll give you a lot of blessings!

謝謝收看!請多多支持!
Thanks for your attention!Please support by voting!