[Oblige] We the People for Congress!

Day 2,463, 13:29 Published in USA USA by Oblige


Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 22, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.

First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!


This term: I will be running with We the People.

If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Frustrate DMJ at all times
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information



My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty one term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ One point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil



So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!

Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2424485/1/20
We the People for Congress!