[Mongress] The First Five Days
Day 2,537, 03:56
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by Addaway
So as you’ll know, a few days ago we elected a new congress to talk about eUK srs bsns for the next month. Following the vote to abolish the Speaker in the last Congress, Huey has appointed me to open the PMs and such like, as the MoLA. As part of that I thought I’d write a series of articles keeping everyone up to date on what’s going on in the dark recesses of the eUK Congress.
Votes
Votes in bold are completed, ones that aren’t are still pending
The ‘Peace with Canada’ Fiasco
You may have noticed that in the above table the eUK votes to set no natural enemy, and then a day later is re-NEing the Canucks. Well a few days ago our CP, Huey George, told Congress that he had negotiated a Peace deal with Canada that would see both nations go back to their original regions.
There was some discussion…
and then a vote..
And so then the following day Huey proposed the ‘No Natural Enemy’ Law, with the Canadian one to follow shortly…. and then it didn’t come.
It didn’t come until last night, after ours had passed. The Canadian Congress then proceeded to vote it down, so SerFarts stuck another NE law against the maple syrup drinkers, and we’re headed back to war with them.
Neil Lewis’ Meltdown and other assorted nonsense
As I’m sure you’re all aware from Fata’s article last night, our MoHA (until last night) lost it in the PMs and went full rage mode at SerF:
Click here for the Prntscr thar Farts shared
There’s not a lot of point me just reposting the messages that Fata published yesterday, so I’ll just pick up where he left off:
I tried to steer us moderately back on topic… did it work?
Nope.
I feel like Congress has been changed forever now that people realise they can put pictures in…
So, was that the end of it? Ha.
Of course he has…
That’s it for now. You all love Congress really...
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It was funny while it lasted...
Glorious.
George Hannover and his party are still to explain why that garbage account with no avatar was let in...
Fun times.
"As I’m sure you’re all aware from Fata’s article last night, our MoHA (until last night) lost it in the PMs and went full rage mode at SerF:"
not bothering to post all the sniping remarks from SerF since he joined congress? my rage-quit from MoHA was fully justified & I'll report any further abuse from SerF until he's banned.
Link screenshots of them below and I'm more than happy to add them to the article
sadly I've deleted those PM thread cos i couldn't bear to read them again.
If I was Jewish or a Muslim, I'd be offended by being called a pig on at least one instance
he seems fixated on my avatar and uses ape & monkey references. let's fixate on the neo-nazi look of his avatar shall we?
It's about time Alex had the decency to comment on his behaviour with his sekula account & confirm why I've disliked him for nearly a year. I gave him enough chances in late 2013.
Well its a job job your not a Muslim or a Jew. All you are is a nasty piece of work.
Serious now. Congress need to pull their SH*T together.
You guys are no use with your pointless arguing. I don't know Alex but if hes in this country doing damage its fine by me and if he scams people then we deal with it
Why try to sack Huey??? you only get one chance at that(If i remember right). Yes he messed up a bit with Canada but we all make mistakes. There was no really need to do that.
Both Neil and SerF need to cool down or resign. Your BOTH making congress a mess and move slow. Although i did enjoy the entertainment
1. The whole point of Congress is to argue.
2. You can several attempts at impeachment. You are only limited by the cool down period, 5 or 7 days or some shit. Impeachment can often be used as a weapon to tell the CP to buck his ideas up.
3. How does two players providing us with entertainment cause 'Congress to move slow'. There isn't really a great amount of stuff for us to do.
1. I said pointless arguing. Them too causing a mini riot in the congress message bored made it impossible to talk about Huey's Canada problem properly
2. I'm apologize I thought you only get 1 chance at it and you'd used to so early on. And i did say i wasn't sure
3. same as one really. the congress message bored is too long now and some people will miss things like iAdrastos tried to have a discussion about what Huey was doing with Canada but was blanked.
If they want to argue about Alex they they can do it were they wont get in anyone's way.
There really is noting that isn't pointless we can argue about in Congress. As you can see if you go to the admin page for eUK. The shit that does need to get done does often get done.
I say we encourage more Congress outbursts. We could all do with a giggle.
SerF's avatar is just Daniel Radcliffe in Sin City. You may be talking about mine, \o/
DC Master Race
It's Elijah Wood you dunce.
I have been drunk for days
Cheers, now I don't have to bother updating my article.
10/10
would read again
"I feel like Congress has been changed forever now that people realise they can put pictures in…"
And there was me thinking people were sensible enough NOT to put pictures in - I would be surprised if they didn't realise 🙁
I vote yes to never hold a congress meeting again. Seems like nothing will get done this term 😕 I feel sorry for Alex and Huey. They haven't had a chance to defend them selves and our CP tried to get peace with Canada. Not everything will work.