[MoHA] Education Article

Day 2,991, 20:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office


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There are also several programs running for newbies, thanks to Obama:

NHS, where you get free food

eUK National Tank Fund, where you get cheaper tanks

Royal Writers, where you get money for writing articles (message Mr Woldy)

The Magic Button, which solves all your problems





Still wanna do more reading? What are you, a nerd?

Then you can check out these government newspapers:

The Country President, for updates from the head honcho himself

The Ministry of Finance, for updates about how broke we are

The Ministry of Defence, for updates on where to direct your damage

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs, for updates on steamy encounters with foreign men and women

The Ministry of Home Affairs, for updates on steamy encounters of the regular kind, and possibly sheep

Congress, for updates on steamy encounters of the "40 people arguing about a virtual game because they're too busy getting oral sex" kind

And be sure to check out your local news!


Picture😛 an accurate representation of the eUK media.
There are serious articles, and there are not-so-serious articles,
and both only really come alive when there's an imaginary problem at hand





Country President elections are coming up soon so be sure to message the candidates if you want to be part of the new government! Or run for President yourself!

This has been a team of die-hard Die Antwoord fans, posing as your MoHA team

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