[Great Dictator] Cast the heathen from the highest rocks
Day 2,391, 11:34
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
A friendly update from your local dictator
Some unsuitable background music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3K5uB-wMA)
Good evenin gentlemen; again I'm obliged to thank you for what ended up as just short of an absolute majority of the electorate.
Naturally we were all disappointed to learn that the runner up turned to be a filthy cheat who was just short of the bought gold threshold to get away with a temporary ban. This was clearly a cunning ploy of the TUP elite to spite the good people of the eUK with a Serbian CP when I eventually leave you for minecraft again - therefore in my capacity as Dictator I declare Keers an Enemy of the State and appoint BigAnt to lead this month’s ATO of his dangerous political group.
On another positive note we’ve more or less hit the ground running since the election, with an excellent financial summary by Huey George, an update from the Education department by Lazarus and an opening statement from the Foreign office by Kapten Johnson. Expect to see a lot more articles, publications and consultations over the next few days as we embark upon the inspiring challenge of oversaturating the media module.
Now that we’ve got org access all sorted out I intend to message the admins about giving us the missing ones back
😛. People may also be interested to know that I will also be pressing them for the identity of last months thief! Hopefully they should get back in touch before the term’s up
🙂. Also like to give a thumbs up to Lionbeard and Longshotz who have volunteered for the very arduous task of finally updating our national wiki for the ⅔ others that use it.
On a final note we should be organising a few initial strikes soon so keep an eye on the MoD for details
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Cheers
Appleby
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People may also be interested to know that I will also be pressing them for the identity of last months thief!
I hope it was someone connected to Acroc, he lied and cheated his way through that term and been inactive for 2 weeks. pfft worst cp ever
That's some pretty heavy bias you have there for who did it. Maybe you should look into it with a open mind. Saying that you hope it's connected to ACroc shows exactly why maybe you shouldn't be looking into it.
No thanks, acroc covered it and we never saw proof of money being returned. I can't wait to see the numbers calculated and expose this cheat for who he really is
Well, I for one am truly greatful we have players that are willing to take time out of their busy schedules to concuct unbiased reports on how we can better ourselves in a way that is both just and totally related to the matter at hand.
' acroc covered it and we never saw proof of money being returned. '
Utter bs, I posted the admins response alongside a link to the org where you could clearly see that the amount the admins stated would be returned was returned to.
I covered nothing at all, I had constant talks with admins and still, surprise surprise, have a ticket left unanswered requesting them to name the culprit.
nice logic BA.
ayame reported himself to admin?
so pathetic, idiot.
3 days for reply.. i got one in 4 minutes and i wasn't CP.
We know you are good with photoshop. Still my point stands.
Poor inactive CP
Lied and cheated
Stole money
Ruin our Foreign image
Apple has his work cut out to improve the image you destroyed, congratulations
could be worse could be you, Dapper, Winnie and co assuming your masters would let you have control over anything, and looking at your summary kind of reminds me of what your and their antics were like in NE especially the lying and cheating bit with the comment about photo-shopping.....Winnie anyone.
'Poor inactive CP
Lied and cheated
Stole money
Ruin our Foreign image'
I wasn't inactive... And you know that having seen me enough to start arguments with me regularly on irc.
What did I lie or cheat about exactly?
Never stole a penny, Just like the last time I was CP, I actually spent my own cash on the eUK rather than the other way around.
And our foreign image was unchanged, Other than ya know... building closer relations with our friendly neighbours.
Personally I'd say that was a positive, but ofc they won't come and vote for your party so I can understand why you had a sudden change of heart when the voting for the treaty came about.
This is glorious
ha ha Yes Prime Minister 🙂
Bernard, if the right people don’t have power, do you know what happens? The wrong people get it... politicians, councillors, ordinary voters!
Voted. and good luck to Big Ant in his official ATO efforts against the true enemy of the state!
Insert comment about all other parties being cheating political scum here
insult about you clearly being a multi
response questioning the commentor aboves own fictional multiing
screen shots showing that all 3 of the above commenting players have enough multis so any one of them could PTO Poland.
Calls everyone above paedos and votes own comment.
"⅔"... More like 1/3. :3
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good job guys
ATO \o/
MoD article not mentioned? This is MoDist!!! Disgraceful!!! IMPEACH!!!!!!!
When impeachment procedures are being put forward against Appleby in two weeks, just remember that the wiki has never looked so good.
POTATO!
Mr. Prime Minister, do you think Argentina will attack us and if so do we have Sirius behind us totally?
Let us hope so 😛
Thank you for the reply. fingers crossed......
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the audience would appreciate some sort of scandal, or perhaps lose your mind like recent eUSA CP's and go attack ePoland or something similarly amusing