[Gnil4CP] Getting Busy

Day 2,295, 19:06 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Get Behind the Mule (Mandatory listening)
Day 2295 of the New World
March 3, 2014


As Tom Waits sings, "You got to get behind the mule in the morning, and plow."

The Cabinet we've assembled have gotten behind that mule and have been plowing for about a week now. I told my staff that we were not going to assume victory, but we will plan for it.



Our Cabinet and Staff is ready to start showing its work on March 6. Here's what you will see:

1 - We've hammered out a proposal for a New Citizen Message that we think will do a better job than the ones we've used in the past. I'll propose it to congress on Day 1.

2 - We've already developed a brand new look for the WHPR. That will debut on Day 1 with an Inaugural Address, a Cabinet Directory, and a few other useful things. Look for another issue of WHPR on Friday, then three times per week throughout the month.

3 - We've been working on battle strategies for several of our territorial holdings. As Determination grows, we need to have a plan ironed out for keeping them or else intentionally losing them, letting the Determination reset, then regaining them. These plans are already taking shape.

4 - We've set up our entire office suite online using Google Docs. This has enabled constant communication and collaboration between departments and within departments. This office suite contains archived copies of every meaningful conversation thread we've had thanks to the awesome work of my General Secretary Harry W. Hill. This guy is as busy as a beaver, and let me tell you eUSA, our entire Government is the better for it. Show HWH your thanks by leaving him a comment in the Comments section at the end of my article.


Harry W. Hill - eAmerican Hero

5 - There are a few "issues" that we know are going to need to be faced during the first week of the term. Some of these are domestic, others are foreign. These issues have been discussed at great length with many advisers. It's not appropriate for me to detail them here.

6 - And perhaps most importantly, we have been very hard at work increasing the amount of more Greeling. eUSA is urgently in need of more Greeling. Frankly, we believe that Canada is in need of more Greeling, and we are fighting a war with them right now in order to victoriously impose more Greeling over all of Canada.


Something sort of like this, I think.



And as always, I gladly invite your participation.


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