[FPR] Lizards, Congress, and Jobs.

Day 2,645, 20:13 • Published in USA USA • by Bill Bergey

On the serving platter today
Lizard Dance Inside
Congress Elections on the way!
Get a job!
Fed of the Week

Lizard Dance Inside
It’s official! Trekker has been elected The Federalist Party President for this term. Congratulations Trekker! I know there have been concerns, but we are here to tell you that the Fed party and SHIELD MU are doing well and are keeping with the same relationship as they have had for the past 2 years. Keep an eye out for updates though as some new faces will be making an appearance. Exciting times ahead for all of us!
I found trekker! http://youtu.be/_tQ_9Eu0Bec

We tried to interview him, but he got a bit camera shy.

Congress Elections on the Way!
That’s right Feds, It’s time to stand and join your fellow eAmericans in congress. This will be the 87th congress. Whether you’re a young fed or an old fed, working as a congressman is a great stepping stone in eAmerican politics. It’s important to know what you need in order to correctly run for congress. Applications are opening soon so you’ll nee😛
1)Be in the party for at least 30 days.
2) You’ll need to pass an FBI background check. Can’t have bad guys can we?
3) You need to know that while you’re in congress, you have to be active during votes and discussions. Make your voice and the Fed’s voice heard!
4) You need to make sure you brush up on congressman policies towards things. Especially IES.
Remember, if you’re elected to congress, you represent the Feds. Make sure proud (and horny)! Here’s the link to your application! Good luck Fed! http://fedparty.forumotion.com/t4312-general-congressional-application

Get a job!
Hey fed, do you have a job in the fed party? If you don’t, you definitely should. A job is a great stepping stone to getting your name out there in the party. The feds are always in need for staff in different departments. Click the link below to apply for a job! You won’t regret it! I know I didn’t.
http://proudhorny.us/FedJerbs/

The Fed of the Week is… Molly Emma!

Molly Emma has earned the Fed of the Week Award for being one of the greatest feds of all time. She’s held numerous positions from CO to CP. No one is more deserving of the award than her!
Keep up the good work feds and you have a chance to been selected for the Fed of The Week Award!


-Carthan
Director of Media