[FIST] Vote CTHULHU [FIST]

Day 4,762, 05:29 Published in USA USA by Cthulhu..

[FIST] Vote CTHULHU [FIST]





Greetings from lawn of the whitehouse. I hope you are comfortable. Grab your slippers and pipe, crank the fire, and relax for a minute with me.



1) A Training War for every season
2) Join the new Meta on Telegram
3) Endorsements Achieved
4) Cabinet




1) A Training War for every season



Look at our beloved Minister of Defense zRTx hard at work planning our TWs.

The eUS has opened its doors to countries all over the eWorld, to provide a safe-haven for some, and to provide an excellent way for their citizens to earn True Patriots medals. At the same time, these allow our citizens to earn True Patriot medals and Battle Hero medals in the multitude of wars. We also enjoy the added benefit, as do any of the participants, of earning Freedom Fighter medals and gold. This is truly a win-win situation for all citizens of the countries involved. We have two types of training wars which we conduct, the rotational or the ping-pong training war. We currently are rotating wars with the following nations, in no particular order:

Serbia, Romania, Iran, Poland, Republic of Macedonia, Bulgaria, Ukraine, and Italy. These wars rotate usually among three states in a pattern of sorts, and constantly provide all of us with opportunities for Freedom Fighter medals. Remember that group that Jude Connors used to run with, what were they called? If only they could see us now.

We have ping-pong wars with the following nations, again in no particular order:

Russia, Finland, Japan, South Korea, Peru, Portugal, Spain, United Arab Emirates, Lithuania, and Latvia. These give each nation's citizens the opportunity to garner True Patriots and Battle Hero medals. I hope that everyone is getting the gold they deserve. We are even hosting a ping-pong TW between Columbia and Pakistan just because we can. I love it.

We are literally sharing our nation with the eWorld, and everyone wins. Let's keep that going in the long-term, and do not forget one of the more underappreciated aspects: It makes it very difficult to invade and conquer the eUS. I wouldn't say it's impossible, but very difficult indeed. Mind you, I have no intention of pissing anyone off enough to come after us; but it's nice to have a security blanket with 18+ nations.



2) Join the new Meta on Telegram



Almost immediately upon the election results becoming official, the CP of Serbia Mikko found me on Telegram and invited me to a coordination channel that Asteria and her allies have setup. I was warmly greeted and everyone showed me the ropes. Eventually, I found my way into a few other channels blending cooperation between various countries. We have rooms setup for TWs, so we can easily coordinate with each other. And of course we have our official USA channel where we can gather and make fun of each other, and simply have fun. In the future, we will have access to the Apollo and Asteria channels. We will even have a group just for eUS MU leaders and tanks to coordinate, but that'll come next month.

The point is, to get the most out of your erepublik experience internationally, you will learn to live on Telegram. Our alliance is there, CODE is there, everyone's there. Join in the fun. Use the link below.



3) Endorsements Achieved



I would like to thank everyone in the Federalist Party, the United States Workers' Party, and the Socialist Freedom Party that voted for me in their primary. Last month, I was able to get these key endorsements; and I am floored to receive them again this month. Anyone that thinks these are just handed out definitely doesn't know the personalities and structures of these parties. Not only did I have to perform over one hundred and ninety nine sexual favors, but I am all ears to anyone that has constructive criticism to bring my way. I have reached out to members of We the People and the Black Sheep Party as well. I would like our government to include all people and all points of view. I hope that everyone I've reached out to will consider a role in their government. This only works when it works for ALL of us. On an unrelated note, my knees are killing me.



4) Cabinet

Here is our cabinet for the month of December. As you can see we have two openings left to fill. Message me if you would like to apply. And every department is on the look-out for deputies. Message me or the department head to apply.

Vice-President
Dmjohnston

Chief of Staff
Stormin EwokJedi

Minister of Defense
zRTx

National Security Council
Ubuntu21

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Carlos3652

Minister of Media
Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard

Press Secretary
Paul Proteus

Department of Citizen's Affairs
Herr Vootsman

Department of Education
Malpazar

Department of the Interior
Thee Dude

Department of Homeland Security
Kevin Sheridan



My name is CTHULHU and I AM your Country President. I am asking for your vote on the 5th. A vote for CTHULHU is a vote for the continued prosperity of the eUSA. A vote for CTHULHU is a vote for our restored image in the eWorld. We have the opportunity to shape our future, and I'd like to continue to shape it with you.



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