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[eUK] Presidential result delayed

Dita 1,905, 06:34 nga Ullok

HelloGoodEveningAndWelcomeToThisElectionSpecial.


There'sTremendousExcitementHereAsYouCanTellByTheTempoOfMyWritingBecauseWeShouldBeGettingTheResu
ltThroughAtAnyMomentNow.

We're not sure where it will come from; it might be from Erepublik itself or from Doris the tea lady who is poised to run all the way to Romania should the servers continue acting as they have.

The clock has reached zero and the browser has been refreshed, with a little too much water

So while we sign in on our mobiles, a word from our sponsor.

Please buy... No?

PLEEEEEEASE!

Welcome back. The page has finally loaded and I can happily report that the child is not mine. Now for a breakdown of Spamican support, Gerald.


I would try and demonstrate the support TRS candidate CptChazbeard has collected over the past week, but Appleby oppressed the pointer. I will add that they do seem to favour suspenders and a bra.


Right. Er, Colin?


I've found Bamber and according to the simple maths I have done in this notebook just now, he managed to get 8 times as many votes as the number of people in his supporting parties. Likes strolls on the beach by moonlight and really big beards.


Alright then onto the top three mugs wanting to run the country. With the report on New Era candidate, Alphabetti. Brian.


That's Alphabet-his or Alpha-be-this or possibly Alpha-bet-his. And Alfa betting his candadacy on a NE victory, isn't likely to have paid off.


Interesting stuff, now onto the main two candidates.



Richard Feist from the UKPP and 5Butjam of the UKRP. Both had pretty much a similar point of view on most things, were considered moderates by most people and their camps annoyed everybody with their incessant "Vote for me shouts"

So unsurprisingly the two took even amounts of votes and stole the lead from one another throughout the night. Gerald?


Can I say hello to my mum?


No I'm sorry there just isn't time for that, Colin?


Nobody Expects The Spamish Inquisition!


We did. Five minutes ago.


See, even when we are expected, we utilise the weapon of surprise like a bear wielding a salmon.


What? In our mouths?


Precisely!


OK then, if you would like to take a seat, we...






Welcome back, while we were away it seems that erep has pulled itself together and after a recount has come to the decision that Pizza will be ordered.


In other news, due to the cost of the new interface some cuts were made in the political module and BigAnt remains the eUK CP for a third month in a row and the eUK has invaded the South Pole for fun.
 

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Sir Humphrey Appleby
Sir Humphrey Appleby Dita 1,905, 06:45

BA for eternal CP

CptChazbeard
CptChazbeard Dita 1,905, 06:47

Huzzah! \o/

Muhammad Noman
Muhammad Noman Dita 1,905, 06:52

lolx,nice one.

Elle Roslin
Elle Roslin Dita 1,905, 06:53

Coming up next - 70% MORE GOLD!!!!!

BUY BUY BUY

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Dita 1,905, 08:09

Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that the eUK disapproves of your
latest article as strongly as I. As The Real Spamican Party
President I abhor the implication that the Spamicans is a
haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have
the problem relatively under control, and that it is the UKPP
who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what
do you think the Legion ate in Norway. Norwegians?
Yours etc. Horice G Fossil in a white wine sauce with shallots,
mushrooms,garlic,spam, spam,eggs and spam.

Xaeleam
Xaeleam Dita 1,905, 08:12

Is that Terry Wogan on that beach?

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Dita 1,905, 11:22

@ Xaeleam,
go sit in the corner and repeat John Cleese forgive
me 10,000 times while hitting yourself around the
head with a large pickled herring, then:
http://youtu.be/npjOSLCR2hE!

Horice

Ullok
Ullok Dita 1,906, 12:54

Dear Horice,

The only thing that the Legion consumed whilst in Norway was Narwhal Burgers, and none of them was Alfagrem it seems.

Ullok

IfIWereARichMan
IfIWereARichMan Dita 1,910, 05:10

Hey Horris, is that supposed to be a proper link.

 
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