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[ESO] Experience Sex and Opportunity

Day 2,871, 03:35 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Mr Immanuel Kant

So why should you join ESO above all the other parties out there? Well ESO stands for Experience Sex and Opportunity.

Experience
As a party we have

Dictators - Three Former Dictators
Country Presidents - Six Terms as Country President
Congress Members - Over 150 Congress Terms

Sex
Lets meet just a few of the Sexy Bachelors in ESO

Mr Immanuel Kant

Ladies love a man who dresses smart.

Look at the way he touches that pussy... Ladies.

Fight And Produce

He 'knows a cracking owl sanctuary' for romantic dates.

This Image speaks for its self

Aleks

He's single and he'd Privatise you any day.

Check out that Bell end.

Sir Jimmy Savile

He does lots for charity...?

Ummm hmmm.

Frixios

Yes Ladies he's hot, a smooth operator. But he's also a chess playing economist, the full package.

ChetahCurtis

Lets come back later.

Bob Bloggs

They call her the Iron lady, because she makes men hard.

This Lady is for Turning. Turning men on.

Voodoo Mike

I bet that axe is just foreplay.

Opportunity
Our Last congress list was made 50% new players. This means that half the people we ran for congress are serving their first term. We are a party that is very big on giving experience to younger players. We are the party for Every Single One new players and oldfags.

24 Hour Rule
We are the only party to have a 24 hour rule. This rule states that you should not be able to see a post from 24 hours ago on the party news feed. The majority of the time this rule is kept, thus proving that we are the most active party.

We are the Government
Not only do we have the Country President and the Vice Country resident in our party but roughly half the cabinet is made up of ESO members. We also have the speaker of ~~MongressThe nut House~~ Congress in our party. We are a small party but ESO is rally Punching above its weight.

ESO - Proving its not the size matters its what you do with it.

That's all for now Folks.
Mr Immanuel Kant

Comments

Rathena Gelc Day 2,871, 03:43

So good!

''They call her the Iron lady, because she makes men hard.''

Sir Jimmy Savile Day 2,871, 03:45

I suppose I have done a lot of charity work in erepublik 😛

VoodooMike71 Day 2,871, 04:26

I'm not sure that picture shows my best side.

Mr Immanuel Kant Day 2,871, 05:34

I think the terms are 'kinky' and 'bondage'

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,871, 05:15

"He privatise you any day" ,"Check out the bell end" hahaha this is hilarious
Am I that awfull 😛

Cheetah Curtis: "Let"s just comeback later"-not sure when he will comeback 😃

BobBloggs: "The Iron Lady because she makes men hard" "The iron Lady is turning,turning on"

Absolutely the best article I"ve ever read it.