@eRussia: Behold! Beware! Bewail!
Walpole
Dear eRussians, Dear readers!
Text version of the content of this article is provided at the end of the article, in case you need to use it for translation purposes.
Enjoy!
Walpole.
[ENGLIH TEXT]
The act of issuing embargo legislations as a tool of collective punishment to subdue weaker parties is TREASON in this game struggling to upkeep its gamer population.
Can any moral person here contemplate such an evil, frequently used by Assterian cheaters and their lapdogs, without horror?
Let there be no confusion: eTr’s position on this matter shall remain the same both in nature and severity as it is now and as it iwas before.
Our policy is blessed by the citizens of eTr, by countless number of victims who have occasionally suffered embargoes, and by the all people possessing moral consciousness.
Any who denies it, be they Assterian cheaters, or their lapdogs, or anyone else, set themselves against sublime state of eTr, its public, and righteous masses of Erepublik.
Think of it before you take another step towards chaos and plunge yourselves into deeper sh*t.
All the eWorld may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well.
We declare eRussia’s status as an economic haven is DISSOLVED. Gentlemen, go play Farmville elsewhere.
From eTr, with "passionate" love!
Walpole.
BONUS: Party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
nayss o/
Successfully transferred 2000 item(s) to P A W.
Ups, turks failed again xddd
Да, Женька, вы не обосрались. Просто шортики в коричневый перекрасили, это же так круто!
Sanizl
Saliniz
Successfully transferred 2000 item(s) to Juradi.
Asalım
Vote
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Pirnç asla salmaz
Successfully transferred 2000 item(s) to pumburi.
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((:
Haksızlık karşısında susan dilsiz şeytandır.
Hz. Muhammed (Sav) efendimiz.
Veladdalin, amin!
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cykaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It is highly likely you are not aware that the guy who represents Turkey in your article screwed things up so much that not only he lost wars to the Dutch, but also nearly lost London to the Great Plague and the Great Fire. Way to go.
Ahahahahaha!
All you can say about the article is that original source of the caps material?
🙂
As for the Charles II... As a history fan myself, I can say one thing or two. He was a successful king who paved the way of British Empire. If I am not mistaken, you had a czar named Ivan, who paved the way of Russian empire, who was the plague himself, who let Moscow be burned to ground in the hands of Crimean Tatar a few times, who was appropriately named "terrible".
Yet you guys love Ivan as you love all autocrats who grill your your asses with molten salt.
Surely, Charles II as an enlightened sovereign deserves to be loved and respected much more than Ivan, the terrible.
😉
Yeah, the enlightened sovereign paved a way for his own son to be deposed by the Dutch guy who won a war against the enlightened sovereign. Guess you should install nimnul the terrible as you sultan eventually to mirror that story.
Not his own son. His own brother.
His own brother was was deposed by that brother's own daughter who was married to a "Dutch" guy, who was also his nephew.
Go read more!
We are pleased by nimnul performance in Russian cabinet. We wish him continue his work there as long as it goes. 🙂
Иван Грозный заложил славную традицию надирать зад османам, а последующие русские «автократы» продолжали эту традицию без малого полтысячи лет.
А так-то да. Османские властители были как на подбор — демократ на демократе, лол.
1. A Turk reproaches us for «loving all autocrats»
LOL
Made my day
2. Your knowledge of history is ... terrible.
There was no need to demonstrate that for such a large audience.
It's easy to get confused in Stuarts' breeding roles considering most of them were absolutist mo-fos. Which are apparently your desirable role model 🙂
Name_1
Quite possibly, the guy, Ivan, did not see a single Ottoman soldier on the horizon in his lifetime. xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
nimnul
Are you a fortune teller with a crystal sphere, so you can have an idea about historical knowledge? If yes, your fortune-telling is as bad as your MoFA performance. 😉
Khotko
Not as confusing as the train of male companions passing through the bedroom of tsarinas. 😉
Hold on!
Why are you guys trying very hard to draw me into RL discussions? Are you that much annoyed by the content of the article? Which part in particular? Is it this: https://i.ibb.co/JnDbq2B/c14.png ?
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Да-да, Селим 2-й не был османом.
А я догадывался!
А тебе лишь бы что-то звиздануть, Дима, лишь бы отметиться с претензией на тонкость юмора.
Ходят за русским австралопитек, хомо хабилис, хомо эректус, хомо древнеукрус и норманн.
— Колесник, хватит за мной бегать! Москва не резиновая!
Ипать как ты удачно умеешь шутить! Можно сразу в стэндап брать. "От Севильи до Гренады..."
What movie is this? I'm highly interested in watching it now
Not a movie. A BBC miniseries.
"Charles II: The Power and the Passion"
eyvo sarvo
Anyone who does not react to an injustice is a mute demon.
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🙂
О. Нагиев 🙂
Жёлтый полосатик ловят кувалдами.
(Огого как товарища корёжит. Добрую неделю не отпускает...)
hola amigos
I don't care abt the taxes, but.. meh.. congrats on wiping a mid tier farming country.
so turkey is now strong, good to see, thanksgiving day are comeing, by the way russia was code poppet, nicely done
Чувак, в русском языке есть описание того, чем ты занимаешься. Мой инглиш не настолько флюент, да и не передаст он всех оттенков выражения, всего богатства и точности, поэтому на русском — у тебя словесный понос.
TURKEY 3-3 LATVIA huehuehue
Belgium 7 belarus 0 xd
Actually 8-0. National team loss record xD
Вот это, позор...
О да, автор статьи позорит турцию вообще и турецких школьников в частности.
Я о ситуации в игре
o7