[DoCA] The Good Gold Fairy of Stack the Wall

Day 2,891, 13:13 • Published in USA USA • by Department of Citizen Affairs

Huh, well. Back to getting these written. Hello there, citizenry! Former POTUS Aramec here. You might remember me from last month, September, and all that stuff we did.

Good stuff.

Well they've chained me back to writing DoCA articles. It's not very difficult to catch me; halflings are small. And none of them are Giants, so, I don't get my dodge bonus applied. The box they're keeping me in only has a computer and a chair. The cuffs don't chafe me that much. It's very smelly in here.

Anyways. On with the show.


Mad Stacks
For the citizen with the long memory, you might recall that back when ole' Potus/Dictator Gnilraps was first in office he introduced something called Stack the Wall. It's been a program that the Interior's run for a while now, but it sorta fell off during the merger of Education and Interior into Citizen Affairs. Gnil wanted to bring it back in a big way, though, so here we are.

The basic gist of it is that Co-NSC Director Yui MHCP001 is gonna go around like some sort of tooth fairy to all the good little eUS MUs and leave money under their pillows. And by money I mean gold. Yui's a gold fairy.

She sees you when you're sleeping, she knows when you're awake. She knows when you are awake. She knows...

The soldiers of Easy Company have already gotten a visit from her, and I hear the process was (relatively) painless and (mostly) not traumatizing. All they had to do to get gold their gold was to be below level 30 and be a member of the MU Yui was shouting in, in this case EZC. When they saw her shout, they then followed the directions given and then the gold was sent. Easy peasy. Just three steps.

But remember! The good Yui fairy only stays for one week in each MU. I hear she's already moved on to War Inc. For those who managed to grab gold, why not use that gold to upgrade your Training Centers to enhance the strength? Remember: strength over rank. Especially when you're first starting out.

Keep your peepers peeled, and your MU might soon get a good little visit from Yui.

Well, the slop they feed me is already pouring through the little hole in the top of my box, so that means it's lunch for me. Stay tuned for more Department of Citizen Affairs articles. I'm not going anywhere. Not until I get these ankle shackles off at least.

Aramec
Former CP, Current DoCA Media Director, Hostage