[CP] Gnilraps' Gnotes Vol. 4

Day 2,313, 13:51 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Make it Rain (Mandatory Listening)
Day 2313 of the New World
March 21, 2014


Dear Citizens of eUSA,

When I was running for President, I did not expect that war against Canada would so dominate my first two weeks in office. But it has. And as a result, most of what I have written has focused on that subject.

However, war with Canada is not all that has been going on in the eWhite House. Today I want to share one of the non-military activities that have kept us busy.

Stack The Wall

Perhaps you recall that one of my campaign promises was to resurrect an old favorite Interior program called Bewbs4Newbs. If you are too young to remember B4N, let me explain. B4N was a thread on the eUS Forum. In that thread, all you had to do was to post a picture (of bewbs - clothed) and you received some food in return. What I did not know, however, was that B4N was closed down because it was being badly abused by multis. So just as I was about to restart the B4N thread, Molly Emma contacted me and convinced me that I should find something better.

So I devised Stack the Wall.



The Department of the Interior is sending representatives into various Military Units and posting on their Shout Wall. Those who respond are awarded with an amount of Gold to assist them with Strength Training.

This seemed like a wise substitute for B4N because most MU's screen out multis. STW has been a big success so far.


Meanwhile, Media continues to publish awesome WHPR’s on time and full of great content. Custer and Melissa Rose are proving my faith in them. They are awesome and sexxy… taters deep sexxy.


USA continues to creep up in the international standings. It is not happening as quickly as I had hoped, but my hopes were based on my own arrogant belief that I can make anything happen by sheer force of will. I’m still satisfied that we are moving in the right direction.


Please keep your ears to the ground for upcoming announcements. There are a few major projects in the works.

Thank you for your time, America, and...


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